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#4128994 - 11/07/09 10:27 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: H20 Dawg]
BASSCATJB Pro Angler Registered: 11/02/08 Posts: 578 Loc: LAKESIDE TX	.....when your wife catches you studying the lake map for next week's tournament while you are on the crapper.
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#4129213 - 11/08/09 05:45 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: BASSCATJB]
Mike_Soriano TFF Team Angler Registered: 06/08/08 Posts: 4419 Loc: Lake Fork,Texas	when you sit on the tff and read NINE pages of you know your a bass angler jokes _________________________ www.XciteBaits.com www.TNTBaits.com
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#4129214 - 11/08/09 05:49 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: ring fry]
Mike_Soriano TFF Team Angler Registered: 06/08/08 Posts: 4419 Loc: Lake Fork,Texas	Originally Posted By: ring fry ...you drive down a country road or hiway and envision where the fish should be if that area was covered with water. SE Kansas grass grower that too _________________________ www.XciteBaits.com www.TNTBaits.com
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#4129963 - 11/08/09 12:51 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Antfish89]
Bankside Bartman Extreme Angler Registered: 10/03/09 Posts: 2258 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas	You plan your honeymoon trip based on where the bass are biting. True story. and you agree to visit her family in Arkansas because they live next to a gtreay smallmouth lake. And darnit I am guilty of both. _________________________
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#4129971 - 11/08/09 12:53 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: H20 Dawg]
Fork Man10 Outdoorsman Registered: 08/05/09 Posts: 159 Loc: Frisco, TX	when you floss your teeth with fishing line! _________________________ A bad day of fishin' sure beats a good day of anything else!!
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#4129985 - 11/08/09 12:58 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Smile-n-Nod]
bayeye Green Horn Registered: 11/07/09 Posts: 15	you raid the cookie jar and buy a used bass boat instead of fixing the roof damage from IKE
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#4130106 - 11/08/09 02:15 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: bayeye]
chuckwagon TFF Celebrity Registered: 04/01/03 Posts: 9083 Loc: Shady Palms Trl. park, lot 17	You TAKE camping gear to BassPro Shops! _________________________ ****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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#4130111 - 11/08/09 02:17 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: chuckwagon]
chuckwagon TFF Celebrity Registered: 04/01/03 Posts: 9083 Loc: Shady Palms Trl. park, lot 17	Your "Charlie Brown" voice squeaks out..."It's gonna let up!" while 4 foot whitecaps thrash your boat! _________________________ ****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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#4130113 - 11/08/09 02:19 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: chuckwagon]
chuckwagon TFF Celebrity Registered: 04/01/03 Posts: 9083 Loc: Shady Palms Trl. park, lot 17	The only place your "bass widow" wife's lawyer can reach you is the boat ramp....if he's lucky! _________________________ ****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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#4130116 - 11/08/09 02:20 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: chuckwagon]
chuckwagon TFF Celebrity Registered: 04/01/03 Posts: 9083 Loc: Shady Palms Trl. park, lot 17	You REALLY DO want to be on the cover of HONEY HOLE MAGAZINE! _________________________ ****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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#4130128 - 11/08/09 02:26 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: chuckwagon]
chuckwagon TFF Celebrity Registered: 04/01/03 Posts: 9083 Loc: Shady Palms Trl. park, lot 17	You learn to laugh like this: "HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!" when asked where you caught all those big bass! _________________________ ****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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#4130142 - 11/08/09 02:31 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: chuckwagon]
chuckwagon TFF Celebrity Registered: 04/01/03 Posts: 9083 Loc: Shady Palms Trl. park, lot 17	You just KNOW the guy in the Skeeter Boat is trying to GPS your most sacred honey holes.......you just KNOW IT!! _________________________ ****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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#4130151 - 11/08/09 02:34 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: chuckwagon]
chuckwagon TFF Celebrity Registered: 04/01/03 Posts: 9083 Loc: Shady Palms Trl. park, lot 17	You resent the owner of the boat dock with his hammer and nails because....he thinks he OWNS that boat dock!! _________________________ ****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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#4130185 - 11/08/09 02:43 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: chuckwagon]
chuckwagon TFF Celebrity Registered: 04/01/03 Posts: 9083 Loc: Shady Palms Trl. park, lot 17	Buck Fever grips you during a bass-driven swarm of surfacing shad...causing you to hook your partner in his IZOD, slip off your pedestal perch, upset your can of the newest yuppie cola, and fart twice before regaining composure! _________________________ ****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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#4131460 - 11/08/09 08:35 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Antfish89]
jig freak Angler Registered: 10/17/08 Posts: 435 Loc: Oklahoma City OK	Originally Posted By: Antfish89 "You know you're a bass angler when...." You have used your swimming pool for casting practice and studying lure movement more times than you have been swimming in it. I do that in the nieghbors pool!! _________________________ www.basskwondo.com www.zipperwormcompany.com
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#4131709 - 11/08/09 09:25 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: jig freak]
jig freak Angler Registered: 10/17/08 Posts: 435 Loc: Oklahoma City OK	This thread made my day!! Edited by basswacker5 (11/08/09 09:28 PM) _________________________ www.basskwondo.com www.zipperwormcompany.com
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#4132505 - 11/09/09 05:42 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: jig freak]
chuckwagon TFF Celebrity Registered: 04/01/03 Posts: 9083 Loc: Shady Palms Trl. park, lot 17	You THOUGHT your 225 Merc was sufficient.....and then a Verado 300 makes a Hole-Shot that causes you to tremble like a "dog passing peach seeds"! Back to the drawing board...back to the drawing board! _________________________ ****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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#4132746 - 11/09/09 08:25 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Antfish89]
kmartinez Outdoorsman Registered: 07/11/07 Posts: 171 Loc: EMORY,TX	WHEN YOU DRIVE TWO HOURS TO WORK SO YOU CAN LIVE ON THE LAKE ~! _________________________ KEEP FISHING AND WORRY LESS!!
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#4132929 - 11/09/09 09:15 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: kmartinez]
chuckwagon TFF Celebrity Registered: 04/01/03 Posts: 9083 Loc: Shady Palms Trl. park, lot 17	Your terminal tackle is measured in TONNAGE! _________________________ ****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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#4132955 - 11/09/09 09:21 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: chuckwagon]
chuckwagon TFF Celebrity Registered: 04/01/03 Posts: 9083 Loc: Shady Palms Trl. park, lot 17	Wifey's missing person report goes null and void when they find you fast asleep in a closed BassPro Shops at 2:AM! _________________________ ****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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#4133019 - 11/09/09 09:40 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: chuckwagon]
chuckwagon TFF Celebrity Registered: 04/01/03 Posts: 9083 Loc: Shady Palms Trl. park, lot 17	With trembling hands you lay out 40 bucks at dock-side for a Lucky Craft big lip diver in "Citron"...the only lure you are missing....and it is being touted as "the lure of the day" by beef-faced fishermen holding 5 baggers in excess of 35 pounds! _________________________ ****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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#4135448 - 11/09/09 08:56 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: chuckwagon]
ChampN Pro Angler Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 504 Loc: Forney, texas	When you tell your state farm agent you will cancel your house, car and truck insurance if they don't lower your boat deductable
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#4135736 - 11/09/09 10:03 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: ChampN]
Bazztex TFF Guru Registered: 01/05/02 Posts: 23453 Loc: DFW , Texas , USA	You have a duffel bag full of soft plastics and after lifting it someone asks you if their is a body in it? When you load everything up for a tournament your boat loses 5 Mph _________________________ www.KickNBass.com www.TalonLures.com www.TitanTackle.com
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#4135967 - 11/09/09 11:29 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Backlash2]
papa Outdoorsman Registered: 04/03/02 Posts: 217 Loc: U.S.A.	that only comes with age _________________________ PAPA
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#4136177 - 11/10/09 06:09 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Smile-n-Nod]
KingwoodCat TFF Guru Registered: 10/30/04 Posts: 17785 Loc: Kingwood TX	Originally Posted By: Smile-n-Nod Complete this sentence: "You know you're a bass angler when...." We've had a lot of fun with similar threads on the Rough Fish and Catfish forums: http://texasfishingforum.com/forums/ubbt...er_#Post4066854 http://texasfishingforum.com/forums/ubbt...man#Post4073104 so now it's the Bass forum's turn: When you drive all the way from Houston to Granbury to prefish for the TBF top 6 and you are satisfied with eliminating unproductive water. _________________________ "I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." — Thomas Jefferson
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