...you have a Power Worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.

"You know you're a bass angler when...."

YOUR BOAT COST MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE...

You spend three days following a thread about someone cheating in a bass tournament...guilty.

SE Kansas grass grower

hahaha.

You drive down Highway 75 in Dallas see a exit sign "Monticello St." and start dosing off thinking about the hot water discharge...

When you will drink during work but not fishing because you need to concentrate. Pretty bad...

You spend over $2k a month in fishing expenses and dont even fish tournaments often...

When your in a meeting with clients and the first thing that pops up on your PC is the TFF website.

Your Grandkids can sing the Quantum commercial song AND they know what it means!.

"You know you're a bass angler when...."

you dream of fishing and set the hook in your sleep.

You know you got it bad when your wife immediately says "is it a keeper?" and reaches for the net in her sleep.

....when your baby's first toy was a rattle-trap (with the hooks removed of course)

Your TFF name is Crappie Hooker and you always find yourself fishing for crappie with a 10" Texas rigged power worm.

You own a boat but never have owned a house.

...you drive down a country road or hiway and envision where the fish should be if that area was covered with water.

SE Kansas grass grower

when you can explain the difference between an orange pumpkin and green pumpkin.......

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...you own three boats but rent.

SE Kansas grass grower

when skirt color becomes part of your vocabulary.........

I do that all the time, hahaha...

NOW THAT IS FUNNY... if there is any truth to it not only is SHE a keeper... but ur my hero

I own 1 boat and rent a house but dont even own a pickup to pull the boat. I have to barrow one from family!!!!

just a good idea... mabey a mobile made of old rods and line???

You can't remember what day your wife's birthday is on but yet you can remember the Bass Champs tournament dates.

You can't remember your cell phone number but you have the UPC number of your favorite crankbait memorized.

You are late coming home from work and your wife calls Bass Pro instead of a Bar.

when you judge distance in casts....

you lube that troubled door hinge with quantum hot sauce....

"You can't buy her that dream house because you can't get your bass boat backed into the driveway."

So true

"You know you're a bass angler when...."

You have used your swimming pool for casting practice and studying lure movement more times than you have been swimming in it.