You know you are a bass angler when you have a question about anything and the first place you go for an answer is the TFF.

When you dream about big mouth, fat girls. (female bass that is)

....when you read some of the lines off the forum out loud to your wife and she gets mad at you because they are so true.

I was dreaming about fishing one night, set the hook in my sleep, rolled out of the bed, hit my head on the nightstand and ended up with stitches over my right eye.

You love the smell of anise and 2 stroke smoke in the morning

+1000000000 on the paisley songs...

I thought about that at a Halloween party. Everyone was like, you would think of something like that.

you spend all your paycheck in the fishing dept at bass pro
just because you work there

When your fellow workers call you the Bass Master

YOU KNOW YOURE A BASS ANGLER WHEN" YOUR BOAT IS IN THE GARAGE AND YOUR WIFE"S CAR IS IN THE RAIN!

When you convince your wife eating at the BBQ joint before the monthly Bass Club meeting counts as DATE NIGHT.

Drives her nuts,but I`am not leaving my boat outside.Gambler owner

Now that's a Bass fisherman LOL... I'm not that good.... Yet.

WHEN YOU TAKE THE HOOK OFF A CRANKBAIT AN USE IT AS A KEY CHAIN

Why would you use a treble hook for a key chain? I don't think I would put it in my pocket!

SE Kansas grass grower

You catch all nine hooks from your buddy's Hellbender upside the head.....cut the line.....keep fishing!

Your wifes brand new Lexus sits in the driveway because your 10 year old boat takes up all the room in the garage!

"You know you're a bass angler when...."

The pull string for the light in the closet breaks, and you replace it with 12lb mono and an old lead bullet weight. Sorry, the closet isn't worth tungsten.

your boat gets the garage and your truck sits the drive!

Your biology project in high school was anatomy of a largemouth bass. True story, I froze a 13" bass out of winnsboro lake in 1976 and come time to disect the fish, I unfroze it and took it to school. Biology teacher said he would give me an A if I would dispose of the fish. Which I gladly did.

.....You have two weeks vacation from work and all the dates you schedule are in 2 day increments on thursdays and fridays so you can practice for that weekends tournament!!

Guilty as charged

1. When I take my wife on a date and wear a shirt with my sponsors and name sewn on it because I have not shopped for (non-fishing) clothes in over 5 years.
2. When I iron my clothes for a tournament, but do not to go to church.

You wouldn't loose it that way.