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#4090560 - 10/27/09 05:58 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: J.P. Greeson]
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By the way, Smile-n-Nod has just been credited TFF genius points. Thanks for lightening the mood in here!
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#4090573 - 10/27/09 06:01 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: J.P. Greeson]
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Originally Posted By: J.P. Greeson
Originally Posted By: yellow magic 33
Your wife tells you every time she hears Brad Paisley's "I'm Gonna Miss Her" your face pops in her head and the "Lagremouth up under that log" line in "I'm Still a Guy" is all YOU rolfmao


You ever seen the guy at a party who tells a joke and busts out laughing while the rest of the crowd is sitting there with a blank look on their faces?

grin

jk


Sounds like bankbeater at Fork last year when we were all there for the Grudge deal. He never did tell us the punch line either.

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#4090578 - 10/27/09 06:02 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: J.P. Greeson]
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Edit Reason: cleaned up for the ladies of the TFF
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#4090585 - 10/27/09 06:03 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Mark Perry]
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Originally Posted By: Mark Perry
Originally Posted By: J.P. Greeson
Originally Posted By: yellow magic 33
Your wife tells you every time she hears Brad Paisley's "I'm Gonna Miss Her" your face pops in her head and the "Lagremouth up under that log" line in "I'm Still a Guy" is all YOU rolfmao


You ever seen the guy at a party who tells a joke and busts out laughing while the rest of the crowd is sitting there with a blank look on their faces?

grin

jk


Sounds like bankbeater at Fork last year when we were all there for the Grudge deal. He never did tell us the punch line either.


That was painful to watch.
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#4090604 - 10/27/09 06:07 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: J.P. Greeson]
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#4090606 - 10/27/09 06:08 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: yellow magic 33]
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Loc: fort worth/fork on weekends
Originally Posted By: yellow magic 33
Your wife tells you every time she hears Brad Paisley's "I'm Gonna Miss Her" your face pops in her head and the "Lagremouth up under that log" line in "I'm Still a Guy" is all YOU rolfmao
LOL...that was on my wedding cd *honest to god* it played the song before she walked the isle...
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#4090619 - 10/27/09 06:10 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: slabslayer548]
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PRICELESS!!!!! rolfmao
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#4090632 - 10/27/09 06:15 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: J.P. Greeson]
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Originally Posted By: YoungGun05
When you wake up with a jolt and your wife says, "Is everything ok," and you say, "Yeah I set the hook."


This one gets my vote!!!!! rolfmao
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#4090686 - 10/27/09 06:30 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Will.i.am]
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Originally Posted By: yellow magic 33
Your wife tells you every time she hears Brad Paisley's "I'm Gonna Miss Her" your face pops in her head and the "Lagremouth up under that log" line in "I'm Still a Guy" is all YOU rolfmao


Believe it or not, that's my wifes ringer when she calls. rolfmao Well I'm gonna miss her.....grin
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#4090708 - 10/27/09 06:37 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: crankin'_dave]
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Yea, that's her ring tone for me. cheers I never knew it until one day when she was looking for her phone and I called it to try to find it. Guess what, "Well I'm Gonna Miss Her......". Absolutely made my day banana
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#4091375 - 10/27/09 09:45 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: ring fry]
cow1 Offline
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Originally Posted By: ring fry
...you drive down a country road or hiway and envision where the fish should be if that area was covered with water.

SE Kansas grass grower


I thought I was the only one doin that. lol.

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#4091423 - 10/27/09 09:58 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: cow1]
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When you insist that spitting Copenhagen on your worm really attracts the fish.

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#4091426 - 10/27/09 09:59 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Txcatfish72]
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And then it works.

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#4091471 - 10/27/09 10:11 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Txcatfish72]
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When you show up to work, and everyone already knows you have been out fishing because you smell like fish.

Its always a good day at work knowing that cooler is full of bass n cats!

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#4091505 - 10/27/09 10:22 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Mark Perry]
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Registered: 05/12/09
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Loc: Okahoma City, OK
Originally Posted By: Mark Perry
Originally Posted By: J.P. Greeson
Originally Posted By: yellow magic 33
Your wife tells you every time she hears Brad Paisley's "I'm Gonna Miss Her" your face pops in her head and the "Lagremouth up under that log" line in "I'm Still a Guy" is all YOU rolfmao


You ever seen the guy at a party who tells a joke and busts out laughing while the rest of the crowd is sitting there with a blank look on their faces?

grin

jk


Sounds like bankbeater at Fork last year when we were all there for the Grudge deal. He never did tell us the punch line either.


Pshahaha..... who_knows
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#4091515 - 10/27/09 10:27 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Codemaster]
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When you think about getting a hot date for the weekend,then realize the weather has been stable for a few days and go fishing instead.

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#4091583 - 10/27/09 10:44 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: FZ1]
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When you’re practicing pitching to the trees in your yard and the first thing that pops into your head is to stop and pause because you just made a perfect pitch. You just know something is going to hit it, before reeling it in for another pitch.

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#4091617 - 10/27/09 11:00 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: CenterLine]
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You know your a bass fisherman if you have ever thought the bushes were entirely too far away "first thing in the morning" to risk missing the top water bite. bolt

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#4091630 - 10/27/09 11:04 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: DuckBoogieman]
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when your dream woman is a bass fisherwoman!
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#4091641 - 10/27/09 11:10 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: mikey_ batts]
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Registered: 05/27/09
Posts: 373
Loc: Baylor Texas
you know your a bass fishermen when you just text your buddy 5 minutes ago and said "lets shoot for a 20 pound sack tomorrow." and he replies instantly "Lets make it 25"

(this just happen just before i read this lol)

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#4091667 - 10/27/09 11:22 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Baylorbassguy]
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"You know you're a bass angler when...."

When a young man was buying a new truck and introduced me to his grandfather and I asked if he was his Co-Angler instead of his Co-signer.... I've done that on more than one occasion.
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#4091696 - 10/27/09 11:30 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Jersey Dan]
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Registered: 08/23/09
Posts: 45
Loc: Tarleton State University Step...
Originally Posted By: Jersey Dan
Originally Posted By: ring fry
...you drive down a country road or hiway and envision where the fish should be if that area was covered with water.

SE Kansas grass grower


I do that all the time, hahaha...




i do that as well some of the places look pretty fishy

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#4091808 - 10/28/09 01:35 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: COLT FARRIS]
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Posts: 292
Loc: Kansas
Top Ten reason "You know your a bass angler when"
10. you dip your rod in the water to get the ice out of your guides.
9. you drive 500 miles to go fishing but won't drive 10 miles to town because it is wasting gas.
8. the checker's at BPS know you by your first name.
7. your boat cost more than your house and truck put together.
6. you have more insurance on your boat than you have life insurance.
5. your tax deductions on your fishing is more than your kids.
4. your not at home, your wife knows exactly where your at.
3. you walk the dog and have no canines.
2. you know what the abbreviations for LMBV, KVD, C-Rig stand for.
and the number 1 reason you know you're a bass angler is
you have incorporated the Dewy Decimal System in your tackle inventory.

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#4091849 - 10/28/09 03:54 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Codemaster]
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Posts: 937
Loc: Eagle Mountain, TX
You wife rolls over and sais "everytime I close my eyes, allI see are all those fish on their beds." This after a spring trip to Fork.
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#4091899 - 10/28/09 06:08 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Smile-n-Nod]
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Originally Posted By: Smile-n-Nod
Complete this sentence:

"You know you're a bass angler when...."


We've had a lot of fun with similar threads on the Rough Fish and Catfish forums:

http://texasfishingforum.com/forums/ubbt...er_#Post4066854
http://texasfishingforum.com/forums/ubbt...man#Post4073104

so now it's the Bass forum's turn:






"You know you're a bass angler when you have 34 Rod and Reel combinations, each dedicated to a different presentation technique"
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