I don't think we've done this in a while; so, for the new guys:

"You know you're a carp angler when..." <complete the sentence>

...you go grocery shopping with your wife and she buys food for the family while you buy food for the fishies.

(Guilty as charged, as of last Sunday).

.. you almost get into a wreck while driving passed a new body of water and can't help but scope the banks for enough space to set up your gear...

you dont anderstand why people look at you in a funny way when you walk around a supermarket with 300 eggs in the car

You have a ring tone on your phone that sounds like a bite alarm screaming.

.........when your finger smells like fish

you dont care if the home team makes the super bowl . your still going carping

Definitely not a buffalo. It lacks the barbels...

When you catch 40 catfish in a night and are peed off about it.

You order pizza with toppings carp would eat

you dogpile fly fishing forum poll...using whats wrong with hair rigs & winter bait

thats funny there richard

when your rainsuit, car, and clothes smell like sour bait

you leave the feed store with 500lbs of deer corn, calf manna and range cubes and no intention of feeding any of it to livestock.

when you go to a salad bar and think more about what would make good bait for carp than what would taste good to you.

when your WIFE goes grocery shopping and she brings YOU back all the ingredients for your method mix without you even asking for them!!!!! (my wife does this at least 4 times a month and sometimes if she sees that im running short on something in the pantry and she makes a special trip to store just to get what I need)

That's a keeper!

yea shes good to me!!!!

when your kids catch a bigger carp than you and laugh at you and all you can do is laugh with them

been there, done that, got pics!!!!

hey chad does that me she keeps you stocked up on glow sticks too ?

... When you fish for Carp for 3 years without catching one and don't quit.

And the winner is!!!.... Dustin

ROFL. Yay! I da winner!

You know you're a Carp Angler when you have Fishing gear inside your truck that is worth more than the truck itself.

You know you're a Carp Angler when you give your wife Scopex Perfume.

Chad