They need to get some phenegrin (sp?) suppositories to carry on board. That way, they can approach the aflicted party and say "Stick this up ...."

That might be worse than what ails ya! Besides, think of all the fish & bait those guys handle ... not sanitary at all! lol
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Let's see ... transom saver stowed, fuel & oil full, fishing rods racked & ready ... bilge plug - where's the bloody bilge plug?!?!
Usually once a day, maybe more depending on if I feel like wiping or not.