The top one is a Central Stoneroller (Campastoma anomalum) and the bottom one is a Blacktail Shiner (Cyprinella venusta). And that sir, is Not your leg. I am not sure if that is a Ken doll or what, but it's definitely plastic. Also, sure, go ahead and eat them.
Nice trick, you really freaked me out for a second thinking that a stoneroller had gotten that big.
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