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#2713026 - 10/08/08 08:39 AM Fishing joke
SoCal Tom Online   content
Extreme Angler

Registered: 04/10/07
Posts: 1466
Loc: Garland, TX
Got this one from my Mother In Law. Think she's trying to tell me something? smile


EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH



A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'
The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin .'
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?'
The kid says, 'One.'
The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?'
The kid says, '$101,237.65.'
The boss says, '$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?'
The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'
The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'
The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'
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#2713047 - 10/08/08 08:47 AM Re: Fishing joke [Re: SoCal Tom]
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Registered: 04/02/08
Posts: 222
Loc: DFW & Lake Palestine, TX
Oldies, but Goldies.
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#2713164 - 10/08/08 09:26 AM Re: Fishing joke [Re: ChaseNTheBite]
TBassYates Online   content
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Registered: 12/21/01
Posts: 4373
Loc: Scurry, Tx - S/E of Dallas
Tom,.
Do you mind if I print that off and show it to my better half. She would only get mad if she thought I made it up. nuts
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#2713352 - 10/08/08 10:33 AM Re: Fishing joke [Re: TBassYates]
SoCal Tom Online   content
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Registered: 04/10/07
Posts: 1466
Loc: Garland, TX
Be my guest!
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#2714551 - 10/08/08 04:04 PM Re: Fishing joke [Re: SoCal Tom]
mperkins17 Offline
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Registered: 03/27/08
Posts: 141
Loc: San Antonio, TX
love it!!!
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#2714977 - 10/08/08 06:09 PM Re: Fishing joke [Re: mperkins17]
bigtexnick Offline
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Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 417
Loc: Fort Worth, TX
nice
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#2715541 - 10/09/08 03:32 AM Re: Fishing joke [Re: bigtexnick]
Mike Andrews Offline
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Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 1435
Loc: Red Oak
shocked

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#2715566 - 10/09/08 03:49 AM Re: Fishing joke [Re: Mike Andrews]
BOSTON BOB Offline
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Registered: 07/27/03
Posts: 2970
Loc: LITTLE ELM, TEXAS, USA
rolfmao
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#2720831 - 10/10/08 10:16 AM Re: Fishing joke [Re: BOSTON BOB]
bassfin17 Offline
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Registered: 04/07/08
Posts: 21
LoL. Love it.

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#2720836 - 10/10/08 10:18 AM Re: Fishing joke [Re: bassfin17]
Oscar Galindo Online   content
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Registered: 03/20/08
Posts: 193
Loc: Haslet,Tx
nice.
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#2720852 - 10/10/08 10:25 AM Re: Fishing joke [Re: Oscar Galindo]
Huckleberry Offline
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Registered: 10/10/07
Posts: 6529
Loc: Lake Slimestone
What did the fish say when it hit a wall?

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#2720899 - 10/10/08 10:40 AM Re: Fishing joke [Re: SoCal Tom]
CDavid Online   content
Extreme Angler

Registered: 02/16/05
Posts: 1541
Loc: Waxahachie TX
Classic ! I love it.

Here is another good one.

This old boy is down by the creek & he has a bucket of fish beside him. The game Warden walks up & he says son are those fish in that bucket big enough to keep ? The guy says what fish are you refering to Mr. Warden. The Warden says those fish in your bucket what other fish are there ? The guy says oh those are my pet fish. Every day I bring them down for a little swim then I call them back & do a little fishing my self. The Warden say's LOL you have got to be kidding me ? I was born a night but not last night. The guy said no sir here let me show you. The Warden says alright show me. The guy takes the bucket of fish & dumps it in the stream & sits back down. Pretty soon the Warden says alright call them back.
The guy looks up @ him & says call who back. The fish the warden says call your fish back !! The guy looks @ the Warden & says I don't no what you are talking about Mr. Warden ? I don't see no fish.
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#2720986 - 10/10/08 11:02 AM Re: Fishing joke [Re: CDavid]
sanbasscamp Online   happy
Pro Angler

Registered: 01/19/05
Posts: 635
Loc: Lake Palestine
How do you keep a fish from smelling?










Cut his nose off!

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#2727879 - 10/12/08 06:34 PM Re: Fishing joke [Re: sanbasscamp]
GWS147 Offline
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Registered: 03/20/06
Posts: 2090
Loc: Crandall, Tx
Yall are killing me. rolfmao
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#2728030 - 10/12/08 07:45 PM Re: Fishing joke [Re: GWS147]
johnnlucky Offline
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Registered: 07/17/05
Posts: 607
Loc: Lewisville
good ones
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#2728214 - 10/13/08 03:06 AM Re: Fishing joke [Re: Huckleberry]
sanbasscamp Online   happy
Pro Angler

Registered: 01/19/05
Posts: 635
Loc: Lake Palestine
Originally Posted By: Huckleberry
What did the fish say when it hit a wall?





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#2762942 - 10/23/08 10:51 AM Re: Fishing joke [Re: sanbasscamp]
Thomas Ross Online   happy
Extreme Angler

Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 2176
Loc: Heath, Texas
haha. Nice one Tom.

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