You think the Browns actually have a chance against the Cowboys.

“The Nazis had pieces of flare they made the Jews wear.” - Peter Gibbons, Office Space

I'll be back - Terminator

I'm going to put my left heal on your right check - Billy Jack

Look at the big brain on Brad - Pulp Fiction

I picked a bad day to quit smoking - Airplane

Worms got to eat too - Outlaw Jessie Wells

I'm going to be sending some more money home this week moma, Abby promised me a bl__job this week - The Jerk

"That is not my dog."

TFP

im your huckleberry

Uh Oh
Whats wrong?
I think I just sharted.

who are you?
Jacob McCandles
I thought you were dead!
Not hardly!

how bout them apples

Buford T. Justice: Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-darn hurry.

I guess sometimes there just aint enough rocks.

Forrest Gump

sumthing bit me in the butt

"A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' her back down".

Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory.

Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then

No, they would never do that. Well, the two Irish guys wouldn't, the Italian guy, he might, he's kind of an idiot.

I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bare.....

TEAM RAMROD!

"why don't you just give up"

Bum to Nick Nolte (who is frustrated with his work) in Canerey Row. Love that line.

EVERETT
Pete, the personal rancor reflected
in that remark I don't intend to
dignify with comment, but I would
like to address your general attitude
of hopeless negativism. Consider the
lilies a the goddamn field, or-hell!-
take a look at Delmar here as your
paradigm a hope.

DELMAR
Yeah, look at me.

I like Delmar response. !!!

"If anything goes wrong, your fault, my fault, nobody's fault, your gonna die", John Wayne ( i think in Big jake)

How About A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut the Hell Up?:

Lonesome Dove
Well, we don't rent pigs. I figured it's better to say it right up front, cause a man that does like to rent pigs is, is hard to stop.

CaddyShack:

Do you take Drugs Danny?
Everyday!
So whats the problem!

Don't sell yourself short Judge, you make a great slouch!!

The good thing about this grass is you can play 36 holes on it and then get stoned out of your bajeebers after!!

Nice hat, you must get a free bowl when you buy it. But it looks good on you!

You will get nothing and like it!

That's a Peach hun!

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."

Cool Hand Luke


Nut

"I like to kick a pig every now and then"
-Lonesome Dove