Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine,

inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor

in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: 'What's sexually threatening about

a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?'

The woman replies, 'It's Ron. The midget.'