You know, that's a good philosophy...don't change yourself to fit someone else's idea of ideal. And don't try to find someone to complete you...if you ain't complete on your own, you can't expect someone else to fix that.

Has she been asking about me? Does she like tall, swarthy Mediterrean types?

I do not believe "Jane" is very particular as long as you pay all the bills and are available 24/7 for whatever she needs. We don't have much in common - but I am being congenial.

No problem. I'll just give her $15,000 up front and buy her house. This will take all the suspense out of the deal.

However, I am particular about who I date. Is she ambulatory i.e., can she get around on her own or does she require assistance?

and how does she feel about chloroform?

I fixed that for you...

I double fixed that for you

So you felt compelled to sign your name when your name is right next to the post? (sorry - just too easy)

Greatness right there I try to do the same, but some days are rough

We now know why you're not happy. You actually believe that there is such a thing as a 'complex woman.' Women are never complex, that's an illusion. Some of them are random, ok many of them are random, ok most all of them are random. Their randomness is why men can't figure them out.

Women have figured out how to use their randomness to torment men, and thus control them. Please note that I said women are not complex, I didn't say they weren't smart.

TFP

TFP

So Coach.. you have an Aggie Helmet in your sig.. we're quite even!



Bazz

No problem. I'll just give her $15,000 up front and buy her house. This will take all the suspense out of the deal.

However, I am particular about who I date. Is she ambulatory i.e., can she get around on her own or does she require assistance? [/quote]

Well "Jane" left a few hours ago. Don't get me wrong - she has always been nice and respectful when she is around. This eve when she came over she asked if I she could put me down as an employer reference (when she has never worked for me). I told her I was not comfortable with that, but a personal reference was no problem. I try to be understanding of people and their needs, but sometimes limits have to be set and understood. I don't think a lot of people have done that with "Jane" and she does not recognize a lot of the personal issues she has - therefore she doesn't have many friends or people to look to for advice and/or guidance.

Yes, Jane is ambulatory. I cannot answer on complete functionality, as I would not know. She has nice long hair and likes to watch suspense/thriller movies.

Give me $100.00 for a 3 year old washer and dryer set she needs, that I am getting rid of this week and I will pass her number off to you

Scag: "Jane" just called and is bored. Why don't you go entertain her?

PP, if you ever give her my number , I will hunt you down like a dog and execute you.... Apache style.

Damn! I knew I should've gone to the gym this morning and toned up!

I don't think he is joking.

Fixed.

Kewl! I will put sequins and beads on your loin cloth! I'm sure "Jane" wouldn't mind playing Poke-A-Haunt-Us

Oldfrog is just playing coy and that's his polite way of saying YES YES YES!!!

Don't. Stop. Don't. Stop. Don't. Stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop! Don't stop!!!