Now that there is funny

What happens when dogs read how to fix things on the OT.

Fatty's prize for second place.

Wow, way too much free time for some folks!

Look in the mirror.

I see the most handsome prince in all the land.

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r u entertained yet great fat one?

do not taunt happy fatty ball

sorry

fatty and swamp donkey doing some grilling

After 15 years, I decided to go back and visit the family farm. The house had a new coat of paint, but everything else looked the same. Uncle Bob, Aunt Sarah looked older, and cousin Tater was spudly as ever.

Walking through the yard with Uncle Bob, I noticed one of the pigs walking funny, and I realized it only had 3 legs.

"Uncle Bob, what happened to the pig?", I asked.

Uncle Bob told this story.
"Well, y' see Jimmy, 'bout 2 years in the middle o'the night, we had one them 'lectric storms blow thru here. Lahtnin' hit th' roof over the porch, and it caught fahr. Yon pig there, smelt the smoke and run up to the back door and started kickin it, makin all kindsa racket. Well, y'kno yer Aunt Sarah don't sleep too good, she heard dat noise an' woke up quick. She open da back door and seen the flames and she screamed and got out da house quick."

I asked, "Did the pig get hurt kicking at the door?"

He continued. "Nope. See, Aunt Sarah screaming din't wake me up a-tall. Well, that pig come running over to the betroom and jump up on da bed and wake me up. I could smell da smoke, so I got out da house quick, too."

I interrupted him again. "Did the pig get hurt jumping back down off the bed?"

He went on. "Nope. In fact, he followed me out da house to make sure I was okay. But, yer cuzzin Tater, he could sleep thru anything. But by now, the flames is burning right thru the back door. So that pig, he gets a running start and jumps right thru that winder raht there, breakin da glass and all, and den he run up da stairs and wake up Tater, just afore the whole house start burning real bad. Pig done saved us all, he did."

I finally figured it out. "So, the pig must have hurt his leg breaking through the window..."

Uncle Bob said, "Nope. Y'see, a good pig like dat...Well, y'don't wanna eat him all at once."

Streak says



Amuse yourself.

the website is down

streakbreaker dressed up as a girl at the cedar springs halloween party.

streak was so happy to catch perch as a kid

98% of men who try Camels still prefer women.

Are you a 2 percenter?

NO, but recognized the mistake as soon as I submitted that post. Your were quick.

First Time Sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time .
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."