A filthy rich English man decided that he wanted to throw a Party &
invited all of his buddies & neighbors. He also invited Bubba, the only
Texan in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Bubba
was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating hagass, meat pie, crumpettes &
flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10ft man-eating gator
In my pool & I'll give a million pounds to anyone who has the nerve to
jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash &
every-one turned around & saw Bubba in the pool!
Bubba was fighting the gator & kicking its ***! Bubba was jabbing the
Gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts & Choke
holds, biting the gator on the tail & flipping the gator through the air
like some kind of Judo Instructor..
The water was churning & splashing
everywhere. Both Bubba & the gator
were screaming & raising ****.

Finally Bubba strangled the gator & let it float to the top like a dime
store goldfish. Bubba then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Bubba, I reckon I owe you a million pounds.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Bubba. The rich man said, 'Man, I
have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million
pounds then?'
'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Bubba.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Bentley, a Rolls royce & some crown jewels?' Again
Bubba said no.
Confused, the rich man asked,
'Well, Bubba, then what do you want?'

Bubba said, '
'I want the name of the mother trucker who pushed me in the pool!'

fixed ....

BTW - funny as heck

LOL

Good one!

HAHA

And older than the hills but still funny

Actually that one might need to be updated with the Bubba that shot the jukebox. Since I have relatives that talk about shooting gators that come in their tank......

no comment

Interesting... Who asked?

+1

Well played.

B+

Well I would have setteled for an A- since I have to have respect for my elders.....

lol

Even better.

A

Good enough. All in good fun.... Don't we have some Dems around here to bash...er or educate.

One would hope that we could educate them but it's not easy.

Then there are a few Democrats that turn themselves around and do great work. I give you Mr. Ronald Reagan and Mr. Phil Gramm.

good one

I consider Ronnie Reagan to be the greatest modern day Presidents we have ever had. Under his administration America got back the respect it was due. Austin Mark I know while you are on ban and obviously lurking and chomping on the bit to respond you know deep in your heart this is true.... Yes Carter made a Middle East peace agreement (But is there really peace in the Middle East?) and Clinton sold all our nuclear secrets to the Chinese and got a BJ for his trouble. But Ronnie ended the cold war didn't he......

<pssst....this is a joke thread fellas>

Now back to being funny.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Now, wait a minute. What's so darned funny about a filthy rich Englishman?

I agree that filthy and Englishman does kinda go hand in hand....but rich?

Dont worry Tman my response regarding AM was part of my joke.....Sorry. Didn't mean to cause a problem. But you could imagine the chomping of teeth or wringing of hands going on down in the Austin area. Which is part of the joke...

Speaking of Seals..

www.YouTube.com/watch?v=RIY_MQ5x4G4

Ok then if you want a joke then lets make one up:

My dog walked into a Mexican bar and ......

LOL!

That's a classic.

Semper Fi!