Don't panic bass fishermen, here's the story.

On the Louisiana side of the Pendelton Bridge is a series of night lights courtesy of the Toledo Bend Lake Association and the SRA. They are usually on every night of the year and make a great place to catch white bass and crappie at night. And no, I don't catch LMB's here.

Since I have two grandsons coming for a couple of weeks next week and recoginzing that some of their most memorable moments are catching whites from under these light, I decided to "test the water" early this morning to see if the fish were present.

Low and behold, I run across the lake and find no lights.

This afternoon I stop by the SRA office on the Louisiana side of the bridge and talk to a nice elderly lady at the front desk. Ask her why the lights were not on and she gives me this "OH I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED IN THIS DISCUSSION" look. She motions for a more senior lady to come bail her out and the serior lady explains the situation to me.

Seems there is an mean very boistrous 80 year old woman living in a house very close to the lights and she has complained that the light not only keep her up at night but that they are destroying her sex life. Consequently someone at SRA decided to accomadate her by turning the lights off.

One phone call to the head guy and we were assured the the light would be on and that the 80 year old would be asked to find another solution to her problem.

Ha wish i could find a woman willing when im 80 years old.

How do you know the guy is 80 years old. She could be a cougar, LOL.

The one sufferin' most likely is the 'guy' ........
80 yr old.....and the 'lights on'.....Yikes!! Scary thought.

lol I agree.

im suffering just thinkin bout an 80yr old woman doing............

I think we all agree then......

It needs to be 'dark'..........'scary dark'...

blackout curtains maybe......:)

i just threw up a little.....

i threw up alot

I can probably see why she wanted the lights out.

She didn't want her man to run away once he saw her naked

i just throwed up in my mouf

OMG,now i have this image stuck in my head!i think i'm going to be sick!!!!....rick

I didnt know people still had sex at 80,have to fast,get my wife to read this,were only 50

Y'all won't feel that way when you're 80! A little blue pill, a little wine, lights from the water and some soft music and....close your eyes and remember what she looked like at 20!!!

Now THAT is funny!

I think her name is Marie Laveau...

"She lives in a swamp in a hollow log
With a one-eyed snake and a three-legged dog
She's got a bent, bony body and stringy hair
If she ever seen y'all messin' 'round there
She'd go (growl) another man done gone."

Yuh... think that's her.

I think you just hit the nail on the head.

TBassYates:;
Is the guy who makes BillyBass Lures still in business there in Scurry ?
To all others making light of a 80 yearold and their sex life. Being in that age Bracket I ask that you not take be so critical as you will be there someday and be pleasantly surprized

I know a guy that is 90 and 80 is a younger woman...there're all younger women!! LOL

I just lost my lunch, 40 and holding hope when I am 80 years old I can still fish forget the sex.

I don't think that its the lights that ruined her sex life, maybe being 80 ruined it.

I have a fishing freind who 79. When asked if he took Viagra he said hell yes.... AND I get a shot of tostestrone (spelling?)

When asked what that was for he replied "You don't pull a gun on someone that won't fire!!!!!

buy her a dildo

Great, now I'll have to see a pig getting slaughtered to get that image out of my head.

a couple of brown paper sacks would have served her well

80 years old? Light on? Something smells fishy....

I think I've heard of her before somewhere...
It started with:
"There was an old lady from Nantucket"

you cant find a women willing now

My Grandpa told me when he got married for the 3rd time at the age of 80, he had more fun looking for it than he did after he found it.