Well I feel real dumb.....Just setting here for the last two hours enjoying the thunderstorms and my wife comes in and ask if my windows were rolled up! yep they were down! My a/c is out in my truck so I leave them down all the time....wouldnt be so bad but I just did it last week!

Whatever it takes to make it rain...

LoL..

I am going outside now to roll my down. It better work. LOL

LoL

Haha too funny Brother Terry! Instead of doing a rain dance, you have a different tactic. Well, as long as it works!

Charles

May as well leave them down so it will dry out now.

Not again! At least the boat got a cleaning . . . right?!?!

Well, now the inside of your truck is a little bit cleaner, stinks worse but it is cleaner.

What ya got to do now is slide open the beer window and open the door windows about an inch and drive about 90 miles per hour. The flow through breeze will dry out the cab and give you a new hair style.

If he drove that truck 90 mph he could'nt put oil in it fast enough to keep it from blowing up. LOL
Johnny

do you still need to put oil in trucks?

occasionally

I did it the last time Johnny complained about my truck leaking oil all over his driveway!

lol which driveway did you leak on?

just thro some 90wt gear oil in there and the leaks will slow down lol j/k

Heck i have been washing my truck, watering the yard and leaving cardboard boxes of gear outside and couldn't make it rain.
I cleaned up the yard and put up all my junk this weekend. I didn't wash my dusty truck and forgot to water the yard and what'll you know...it rained at my house last night for the first time in 7 weeks. Go figure??!!!

I go over the Brazos several times each week and each time I am amazed at how low it's gotten. I hate it because I know that the flatheads have been spawning and I can't see the low water conditions helping matters at all. Hopefully the water will come up and get muddy so those little fellas will be able to hide and survival rates can go up a bit.

I actually tarped the boat, put all gear up from the boat (pretty much all the water proof stuff!!) then left my windows down also. Also left the wifes new camera sitting on the hood of my truck.!!!! DUH!!!!

if suma these do-gooders get their way we will eatin' flathead so small we will hafta cook'um up in a pot like beans

Albert you are a sad puppy.
Johnny

ALL RISE!!!!!

LoL
I like that one Albert! ( ALL RISE )

I can just feel the love. Albert, when Johnny gets back you guys need to go fishing together.

He would try to fillet me and fry me up.
Johnny

by the time i trimmed all the ole nasty red meat off their wouldn't be enuff left to make the skillet stink

Excuses, excuses. I think your both afraid you might like each other. Then you'd have to find someone else to pick at.

Thanks for The laughs...you two guys are just too witty and way to Funny! Johnny saw Lenard tonight at the ballpark.....we won 17 to 7 ...

You can't make no money playing softball.
Johnny

well I call it my weekly exersize...and time spent with my wife.....

yesterday we made it a Maddi Daddy dad and spent the day at Mountasia or how ever you spell it..it is a mini golf and go cart place....man I was worn out...I got beat by both mamma and Maddi at golf ..I gave Maddi 18 stokes she beat me by two and Cindy 9 strokes and she beat me by two....

Haha, you better stick to fishing! Unless you like getting beat!

Hey now I use to be on the P.P.A tour when I was in my prime....P.P.A (Professional Putters Association)....I will take you down any time catfish Charlie!

I have another meaning for P.P.A but I can't print it here ,this a family forum.
Johnny

Any place, any time Brotha!!!

You should be used to that from when you take them fishing only without the handicapping.

They are the best what can I say!

that i can recall i never seen johnny post any fish pics or tell any fishin' stories or contribute any fishing knowledge on this board ... if he ever gets out to the lake he prolly don't even fish, just pesters all the nice folks that do fish

i don't need any fishin' pardners like that ... i gotta fish with folks that can put me on some fish or we just be peein' in the wind

I am sorry Mr. King I fish probably a 100 days a year and I post every time I fish. I know you don't like for anyone to tell you don't what you are talking about but consider yourself told.About all I post is fishing reports and I occasionally have to comment on your [censored] about killing everything that moves that is not human.
Johnny

Of course, I could have been mistaken.

Well Albert THats where you are wrong....he has been cotributing to this forum and the Locals on Eagle Mountain for a long time....He has been making slabs for 40 years and giving them away NEVER taking any money for them....he cotributes to the Sandbass tourneys with More slabs than I can count.....Many people from this forum has benifited from his knowledge and generosity ....teasing each other about your different opions is one thing but you are wrong by saying he has not contributed to this forum ...If you want to test me just pop on over to the whites and hybrids and ask if SandJohnny has ever helped out anyone or contributed to helping them find fish....I like both of you guys and enjoy your two different views and how you playfully approach it...your witts and comments ...but this time I am standing Firmly on Johnny sides..... Johnny is mainly a sandbasser now but enjoys catfishing with me and used to be a little more into the kitties....he knows them both well.....

If you are just talking about catfishing and not the TFF then he has still contributed he has lived on EM for many years and helps me and locals with his knowledge of the lake and the patterns of all the fish on the lake.....PLUS he is the only one that can keep up with you....you two have entertained me and many others with your on going debates on fishing ....I enjoy the friendly posturing between the two of you and consider both of you my friends..... And YES if he had said that about you I would have taken up for you....we need guys like both of you on this forum to help keep thing at an even kill....Thanks...

i never read the bass forums ... the only thing me & johnny knows about each other is from what is posted here in the catfishing forum ... we really do not know each other at all other than all this BS ... has johnny ever typed out any thing about me that is not true? ... sure he has, it ain't a big deal though just fun & games for me ... i ain't hurt but i'm sorry if i hurt any body ... not my intention

I was just about to post ..that I read your post over again and thought I might be jumping into just another match against witts...Johnny does like you I talk to him daily ...he likes to get you going just as you do him ...Sorry for butting in....

Boy, this is a touchy bunch in the whisker section , I think I will go back to trash fishing section were it is safe there never are any disagreements there .

Ah come on Goose stay awhile I will sword fight with you...

We are a sensitive bunch.