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 Ties required
#12940338
10/21/18 10:17 AM
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Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 12,214
Cast
OP
TFF Guru
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OP
TFF Guru
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A guy tries to walk into a bar but the bouncer says, “No tie, no admittance.”
The guy goes back to his car, looks for a tie but only finds jumper cables. He arranges them around his neck like a tie and heads back in.
The bouncer gives him an appraising glance, and says “OK; I’ll let you in. But don’t start anything!”
Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: Ties required
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#12940339
10/21/18 10:17 AM
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Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 12,214
Cast
OP
TFF Guru
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OP
TFF Guru
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Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Ties required
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#12940340
10/21/18 10:18 AM
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Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 75,737
banker-always fishing
Pumpkin Head
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Pumpkin Head
Joined: Jul 2010
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Awesome! 
![[Linked Image]](http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/823/ycku.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/560/ukw3.jpg) IGFA World Record Rio Grande Cichlid. Lake Dunlap. John 3:16 Sinner's Prayer. God forgive me a sinner. I accept Jesus Christ as my Savior !
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#12940341
10/21/18 10:19 AM
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Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 40,848
CCTX
mapquest
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mapquest
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Re: Ties required
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#12940357
10/21/18 10:56 AM
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Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 28,418
Okie Poke
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
Joined: Feb 2004
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😎 Dallas Cowboys....eventual Superbowl Champions 😎
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Re: Ties required
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#12940362
10/21/18 11:00 AM
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Joined: May 2007
Posts: 41,270
Patriot Guard Rider
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 41,270 |
![[Linked Image]](https://sapgr.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jc-patriot_guard_riders_logo-130x90.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://sfwallpaper.com/images/texas-longhorns-logo-wallpaper-11.jpg) Family is everything! Life is precious. We don’t have forever. We have now. This moment. We can choose to love our lives now.
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Re: Ties required
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#12940393
10/21/18 01:04 PM
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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 49,398
RATZ
Activity Coordinator
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Activity Coordinator
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Posts: 49,398 |
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Re: Ties required
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#12940396
10/21/18 01:11 PM
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Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 25,803
T Bird
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Keep the day job Bro. 
Okie by birth, Texan by choice. ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2021/01/full-47849-80883-111.jpg) USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989
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Re: Ties required
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#12940410
10/21/18 01:20 PM
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Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 9,446
SgtDag
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
Joined: Oct 2012
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"If you're going through hell keep going." Winston Churchill I open mouth kiss my sisters
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Re: Ties required
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#12940413
10/21/18 01:27 PM
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Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,539
dkershen
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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Re: Ties required
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#12940431
10/21/18 01:54 PM
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Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 27,566
Uncle Zeek
aka "Dad"
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aka "Dad"
Joined: Sep 2005
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"Decency is not news; it is buried in the obituaries --but it is a force stronger than crime" ~ Robert A. Heinlein
Artim Law Firm, PLLC
Estate planning & tax attorney
2250 Morriss Road, Suite 205, Flower Mound, Texas 75028
972-746-0758 mobile
zac@artimlegal.com
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Re: Ties required
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#12940511
10/21/18 03:17 PM
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Joined: May 2007
Posts: 40,375
WAWI
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Re: Ties required
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#12940550
10/21/18 04:25 PM
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Joined: May 2010
Posts: 4,757
2014NITROZ-7
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
Joined: May 2010
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Everyone post how GREAT this joke is.Maybe it will stop the pain.Just kidding Mr.Cast,maybe you can take this routine on the road.
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Re: Ties required
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#12940552
10/21/18 04:28 PM
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Joined: Feb 2014
Posts: 8,593
Smurfs
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
Joined: Feb 2014
Posts: 8,593 |
I prayed for you at church this morning, now I know why! 
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