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Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: GIG'EM AGGIES] #12938798 10/19/18 03:45 PM
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: GIG'EM AGGIES] #12938800 10/19/18 03:46 PM
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: GIG'EM AGGIES] #12938813 10/19/18 03:56 PM
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Me: I can't work and go to college.

Mom: REEEEEEALLY, come here and sit. Let me tell you son, I took 21hrs a semester at Tech, worked 2 jobs and maintained a 4.0 avg. Yea, you definitely can work.

Dad: and let me tell you boy, I was full time AirForce, took 18hrs a semester UofM AND,had your 2 brothers in diapers at home.

Me: Sooooo, no college help.

Mom/dad: we'll give you a couple of bucks.


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Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: GIG'EM AGGIES] #12938820 10/19/18 04:06 PM
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Mom said many times " don't let me catch you doing that again. "
Moral to the story , don't get caught.

From Dad. " get an education ".


From a mentor in business. " you can be a little bent without being crooked "


From a business professor, Tax avoidance is legal , tax evasion is not.. learn the difference.


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Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: GIG'EM AGGIES] #12938839 10/19/18 04:22 PM
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"Why won't you be better?"
"You're not good enough."
"I've never been that bad"
"You never think of anyone but yourself"
"Try harder"
"You disgust me"
"I'm ashamed of you"
"XXXXX don't have a daddy!"
"I will tear your arm off, and beat you with the bloody end of it!"
"You're a selfish, self-centered little boy."
"Don't talk unless I talk to you"
"You're a failure"
"It's all your fault"

Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: GIG'EM AGGIES] #12938890 10/19/18 05:13 PM
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"I am going to wash your mouth out with soap"

Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: Streater] #12938891 10/19/18 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted By: Streater
"Why won't you be better?"
"You're not good enough."
"I've never been that bad"
"You never think of anyone but yourself"
"Try harder"
"You disgust me"
"I'm ashamed of you"
"XXXXX don't have a daddy!"
"I will tear your arm off, and beat you with the bloody end of it!"
"You're a selfish, self-centered little boy."
"Don't talk unless I talk to you"
"You're a failure"
"It's all your fault"



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Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: Streater] #12938896 10/19/18 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted By: Streater
"Why won't you be better?"
"You're not good enough."
"I've never been that bad"
"You never think of anyone but yourself"
"Try harder"
"You disgust me"
"I'm ashamed of you"
"XXXXX don't have a daddy!"
"I will tear your arm off, and beat you with the bloody end of it!"
"You're a selfish, self-centered little boy."
"Don't talk unless I talk to you"
"You're a failure"
"It's all your fault"




These are suppose to be parents sayings not wife's. roflmao


I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later. I get an allowance every month. I have PU truck and a bass boat, I am blessed.
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: skeeter] #12938921 10/19/18 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted By: skeeter
"I am going to wash your mouth out with soap"


That was my grandma!


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Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: GIG'EM AGGIES] #12938924 10/19/18 05:39 PM
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: GIG'EM AGGIES] #12938934 10/19/18 05:43 PM
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You better stop that or you'll go blind. They were lying.


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Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: Bob Davis] #12938941 10/19/18 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted By: Bob Davis
You better stop that or you'll go blind. They were lying.


Bet you wear glasses though. roflmao


I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later. I get an allowance every month. I have PU truck and a bass boat, I am blessed.
Conscience never acquits, it either accuses or excuses.
Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: BCBassCat] #12938951 10/19/18 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted By: BCBassCat
Want's and need's are two different things.

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Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: GIG'EM AGGIES] #12939068 10/19/18 07:56 PM
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I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap.

Who pooted?

Dad/Mom - I'm going to scob? your knob.

Me: I wish I was grown up; Dad: you'll be wishing otherwise soon enough - he was right.

Parents: You're cruisin for a bruisin; I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich (probably the most used).

See ya later alligator - reply is after while crocodile.

Parents: Stop that, or else we're going to fist city.

Hang a ralph - turn right; hang a louie - turn left; shag a Stanley - go straight.

Re: Things you remember your parents saying [Re: GIG'EM AGGIES] #12939077 10/19/18 08:03 PM
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