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Its been awhile... #12854053 08/05/18 12:41 PM
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Frank the farmer had a nagging wife. She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field plowing.

One day while in the field, Franks wife brought him his lunch. Then while he quietly ate she berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Franks old donkey kicked up his back legs, struck her in the head killing her instantly.

At the funeral, the Priest noticed that when the women offered their sympathy, Frank would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.

After the mourners left, the Priest approached Frank and asked, Why did you nod your head up and down to all the women and shook from side to side to all the men?

Well, Frank replied, The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. And all the men asked, Is that donkey for sale?


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Re: Its been awhile... [Re: Cast] #12854054 08/05/18 12:42 PM
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Re: Its been awhile... [Re: Cast] #12854059 08/05/18 12:44 PM
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Re: Its been awhile... [Re: Cast] #12854061 08/05/18 12:45 PM
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Re: Its been awhile... [Re: Cast] #12854062 08/05/18 12:45 PM
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Good one.

Re: Its been awhile... [Re: Okie Poke] #12854071 08/05/18 12:54 PM
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That's funny...A-


I can change Frank to Okie Poke if itll get a better grade...


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Re: Its been awhile... [Re: Cast] #12854074 08/05/18 12:55 PM
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Re: Its been awhile... [Re: Cast] #12854076 08/05/18 12:57 PM
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Tough crowd


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Re: Its been awhile... [Re: Cast] #12854079 08/05/18 01:00 PM
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Re: Its been awhile... [Re: Cast] #12854082 08/05/18 01:02 PM
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Pretty good, did you get that one from Grampa ?

Re: Its been awhile... [Re: Cast] #12854086 08/05/18 01:04 PM
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Yeah I hacked his computer the other day. He almost caught me.


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