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 Best Joke Ever!
#12852531
08/03/18 08:24 PM
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Huckleberry
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A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day Jenny came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
(Pic omitted per TFF rules !)
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24!"
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12852536
08/03/18 08:26 PM
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1ShotNoKills
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C- for the BBC reference A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day Jenny came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
(Pic omitted per BBC rules !)
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24!"
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12852541
08/03/18 08:28 PM
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Posts: 49,398
RATZ
Activity Coordinator
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12852543
08/03/18 08:28 PM
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Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 12,214
Cast
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BOOM!
Complete blindside. Very rare. Enjoy your rare and coveted ...
A+
Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Cast]
#12852561
08/03/18 08:40 PM
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1ShotNoKills
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BOOM!
Complete blindside. Very rare. Enjoy your rare and coveted ...
A+ Yall get an F
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12852589
08/03/18 08:53 PM
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Cast
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Cast]
#12852605
08/03/18 09:01 PM
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1ShotNoKills
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. You ever jungled unfairly?
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#12852607
08/03/18 09:02 PM
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Cast
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. You ever jungled unfairly? No, but I have been judged unfairly.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12852611
08/03/18 09:07 PM
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Sawhorse
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Ill try to better it by just making one up.
Person A: Knock, Knock
Person B: Whos there?
Person A: F-Off!
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Cast]
#12852616
08/03/18 09:12 PM
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1ShotNoKills
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. You ever jungled unfairly? No, but I have been judged unfairly. You're right. We should be harder.
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#12852619
08/03/18 09:14 PM
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Cast
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. You ever jungled unfairly? No, but I have been judged unfairly. You're right. We should be harder. Not by you Nancy.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12852655
08/03/18 09:47 PM
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Ranger1965
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Gotta agree... Outstanding. From the verge of disgust to LOL. A++
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#12852658
08/03/18 09:51 PM
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Posts: 25,752
elcoyote, esq.
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. You ever jungled unfairly? Sounds like fun
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Cast]
#12852738
08/03/18 11:26 PM
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Westside.
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. I posted a good one last week but it went adios in about 5 minutes
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Cast]
#12852826
08/04/18 12:51 AM
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bloo_rainger
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. I did and you pissed all over it.
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: bloo_rainger]
#12853357
08/04/18 04:08 PM
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Cast
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. I did and you pissed all over it. I'm so sorry. Please try again.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12853836
08/05/18 02:05 AM
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Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 4,706
Big Possum
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Would some one PM me the pic?
NONONONO...just kidding
Last edited by Big Possum; 08/05/18 02:06 AM.
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12853867
08/05/18 02:30 AM
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Bob Davis
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I liked it. I got some mileage out of it today.
![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2020/11/full-1606-72644-flagsmall.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://storage.proboards.com/301739/images/59Zi67J3Dhm1xCemT6hS.gif) Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Cast]
#12854590
08/05/18 11:30 PM
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Dfitz
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. Do you like fish sticks? YeahDo you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? YeahThen you're a gay fish 
Don't worry about the mule, just load the cart ![[Linked Image]](https://bulk-share.slickpic.com/album/share/3myzymTUjTUxL5/14007358.0/400/p/fullsizeoutput_5ff.jpg)
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Dfitz]
#12854595
08/05/18 11:32 PM
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elcoyote, esq.
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. Do you like fish sticks? YeahDo you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? YeahThen you're a gay fish 
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12854596
08/05/18 11:33 PM
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lconn4
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I keep coming back to this thread hoping to hear the best joke ever. 
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Dfitz]
#12854597
08/05/18 11:34 PM
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Davedave
Bigfoot Seeker
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. Do you like fish sticks? YeahDo you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? YeahThen you're a gay fish If I had to jungle, I would jungle that you win. Its not really close.
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12854878
08/06/18 11:14 AM
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AmpedUp
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A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day Jenny came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
(Pic omitted per TFF rules !)
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24!"
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