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#12852531 - 08/03/18 03:24 PM Best Joke Ever!
Huckleberry Offline
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Registered: 10/10/07
Posts: 18214
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A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day Jenny came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
(Pic omitted per TFF rules !)
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24!"

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#12852536 - 08/03/18 03:26 PM Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry]
1ShotNoKills Online   shocked
TFF Guru

Registered: 05/13/11
Posts: 29660
Loc: Russia
C- for the BBC reference
Originally Posted By: Huckleberry
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day Jenny came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
(Pic omitted per BBC rules !)
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24!"

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#12852541 - 08/03/18 03:28 PM Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry]
RATZ Offline
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Registered: 07/11/06
Posts: 35972
Loc: ARLINGTON
a-
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#12852543 - 08/03/18 03:28 PM Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry]
Cast Online   content
TFF Celebrity

Registered: 07/31/12
Posts: 9668
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
BOOM!

Complete blindside. Very rare. Enjoy your rare and coveted ...

A+
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#12852561 - 08/03/18 03:40 PM Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Cast]
1ShotNoKills Online   shocked
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Registered: 05/13/11
Posts: 29660
Loc: Russia
Originally Posted By: RATZ
a-
Originally Posted By: Cast
BOOM!

Complete blindside. Very rare. Enjoy your rare and coveted ...

A+


Yall get an F

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#12852562 - 08/03/18 03:41 PM Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry]
1ShotNoKills Online   shocked
TFF Guru

Registered: 05/13/11
Posts: 29660
Loc: Russia
An? Or A? F either way.

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#12852571 - 08/03/18 03:46 PM Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry]
Nickbyrd Online   happy
TFF Team Angler

Registered: 06/15/16
Posts: 3409
Loc: Beerkegistan
Meh a c

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#12852589 - 08/03/18 03:53 PM Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry]
Cast Online   content
TFF Celebrity

Registered: 07/31/12
Posts: 9668
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.
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#12852605 - 08/03/18 04:01 PM Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Cast]
1ShotNoKills Online   shocked
TFF Guru

Registered: 05/13/11
Posts: 29660
Loc: Russia
Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.


You ever jungled unfairly?

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#12852607 - 08/03/18 04:02 PM Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: 1ShotNoKills]
Cast Online   content
TFF Celebrity

Registered: 07/31/12
Posts: 9668
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Originally Posted By: 1ShotNoKills
Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.


You ever jungled unfairly?


No, but I have been judged unfairly.
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#12852611 - 08/03/18 04:07 PM Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry]
Sawhorse Offline
Extreme Angler

Registered: 02/22/18
Posts: 1860
Loc: The Mound
I’ll try to better it by just making one up.

Person A: “Knock, Knock”
Person B: “Who’s there?”
Person A: “F-Off!”

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#12852616 - 08/03/18 04:12 PM Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Cast]
1ShotNoKills Online   shocked
TFF Guru

Registered: 05/13/11
Posts: 29660
Loc: Russia
Originally Posted By: Cast
Originally Posted By: 1ShotNoKills
Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.


You ever jungled unfairly?


No, but I have been judged unfairly.


You're right. We should be harder.

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#12852619 - 08/03/18 04:14 PM Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: 1ShotNoKills]
Cast Online   content
TFF Celebrity

Registered: 07/31/12
Posts: 9668
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Originally Posted By: 1ShotNoKills
Originally Posted By: Cast
Originally Posted By: 1ShotNoKills
Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.


You ever jungled unfairly?


No, but I have been judged unfairly.


You're right. We should be harder.


Not by you Nancy.
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#12852655 - 08/03/18 04:47 PM Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry]
Ranger1965 Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 07/11/14
Posts: 35
Loc: Rockwall, TX
Gotta agree... Outstanding. From the verge of disgust to LOL. A++

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#12852658 - 08/03/18 04:51 PM Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: 1ShotNoKills]
elcoyote, esq. Online   content
TFF Guru

Registered: 11/30/08
Posts: 20041
Loc: Occupied mexico
Originally Posted By: 1ShotNoKills
Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.


You ever jungled unfairly?


Sounds like fun
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