You try to catch something else, and you still catch catfish.

Let's keep it going!

You know your a catfisherman when your rain gear is your most expensive and fanciest outfit you own!

When rubber boots are considered dress shoes and appropriate for church.

When the gear you put on the boat is worth more than the boat, motor and trailer.

You know you're a catfisherman when the first thing you do on your nice big new paver patio is clean the fish and the wife stands over you yelling "REALLY,REALLY????"....HAHAHAAA!!!!

When you go noodling regardless of the risk.

You and your boat smell like Charlie!

You know your a catfisherman when you go on a weekend getaway with your wife cross country and you still text your catfishing buddies to see if anybody is catching anything good! Catfish fever is a hard disease to get rid of amigos! I first contracted it back in 1995 when I caught my first Flathead on rod and reel and it�s been burning my ace up ever since.

You know your a cat man when you have a pad-lock on your bait freezer

when you have the DNA of every living animal under your fingernails .... even after taking a shower.

when you find shad scales on your hand at work the next morning.

It�s below freezing and you�re throwing the deep hole cast net. Ice builds up on you and the deck of your carpet less boat. You carry on because without fresh bait you might as well not fish.

When you call a bass a trash fish!

That�s what I call good bait

Haaa!!!! Nice!!!

When the only crappie you caught last year was in your cast net.

When everybody at work calls you "catfish"!!

when you smell like bait, and your close friends don't notice.

When National Geographic produces a documentary called "Catman" you think it's about catfishing instead of a guy filming lions, tigers and leapords, lol.

When you go to the grocery store to buy oil and cornmeal after cat fishing and somebody in line behind you at the check out says, "you guys smell like fish".
And you smile when they say, "my husband smells like that all the time too".

You refer to bass fisherman as glitter boat fairies

When you clear the pier after you pop the top on your bait bucket.

when you don't have room for your buddies friend in the boat until after you go bait and put out the jugs ...

Now THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!

You know you're a catfisherman when. Your hog board at work and home are truly of hog catfish. not one picture of the wife. LOL

And you have red finger prints on your sand witch

When everybody in dairy queen holds their nose when you come in.

yessss

If you take a leak outside more than you do inside, you might be a catfisherman...

right

... when all of your fishing gear is covered in shad scales.

... when anything smaller than a 3/0 is a "tiny" hook.

... when your eyesight gets so bad that you can no longer tie knots with 8 lb. test.

Eyesight, no doubt.

When your covered in slime and are upset on a slow catching night.

When your mid morning Lake Snack of a Sandwich, Peanut Butter Crackers and Dr. Pepper all taste like Danny Kings Blood Punch Bait!

You use your wife's $600 stand mixer to stir your cheese bait, 'cause the heat made it too runny

When your wife looks at the bank statement and asks why every other entry says "Academy".