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Ok, Ive had quite enough! #12826076 07/12/18 08:52 PM
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I just switched to SirriusXM. HAD ENOUGH of that hot mess. Its 0Beer30.

Somebody tell me a joke I havent heard before.


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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough! [Re: Cast] #12826084 07/12/18 08:57 PM
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough! [Re: Cast] #12826085 07/12/18 08:57 PM
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A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.

She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'You ok?' she asks.

'Yes,' he replies.

'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.

'It's best I stay here,' he says.

'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde..

The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the goal keeper !!!


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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough! [Re: Cast] #12826088 07/12/18 08:58 PM
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough! [Re: nethingthatbites] #12826089 07/12/18 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted By: nethingthatbites
A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.

She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'You ok?' she asks.

'Yes,' he replies.

'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.

'It's best I stay here,' he says.

'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde..

The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the goal keeper !!!


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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough! [Re: Icepick] #12826090 07/12/18 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By: Icepick
Originally Posted By: nethingthatbites
A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.

She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'You ok?' she asks.

'Yes,' he replies.

'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.

'It's best I stay here,' he says.

'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde..

The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the goal keeper !!!


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It's funny because it's about kickball.



Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough! [Re: Cast] #12826091 07/12/18 09:00 PM
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How did Hitler tie his shoesies? With little knotsies!

Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough! [Re: Cast] #12826092 07/12/18 09:01 PM
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Fo' Drizzle.

Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough! [Re: Cast] #12826094 07/12/18 09:01 PM
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i hate mowing the lawn....

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Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.


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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough! [Re: Cast] #12826101 07/12/18 09:06 PM
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He
eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the
panda stands up to go, the manager shouts,

"Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay
for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager,

"Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
panda:

"A tree dwelling placental mammal of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."


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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough! [Re: Cast] #12826104 07/12/18 09:08 PM
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What do you call a guy who constantly hangs around with musicians?

A drummer.

Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough! [Re: Cast] #12826106 07/12/18 09:08 PM
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Damn! It may be time for me to retire!

The first three, in order -

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Great work fellas!

Now I will go crack that beer. After all, I got a great little gig today.


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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough! [Re: Huckleberry] #12826110 07/12/18 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted By: Huckleberry
How did Hitler tie his shoesies? With little knotsies!


Im grinning.


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