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#12826265 - 07/12/18 06:04 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Texan Til I Die]
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Originally Posted By: Texan Til I Die
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


Hmmm

B+
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#12826266 - 07/12/18 06:05 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: von rage]
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Originally Posted By: von rage
You heard about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic. He lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.


Old joke

Please try again
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#12826270 - 07/12/18 06:09 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: SlabWhisperer]
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Originally Posted By: SlabWhisperer
A hillbilly in West Virginia gets a letter saying he needs to come to New York City, to a Legal firm, to sign some papers to receive an unexpected inheritance.
As he was leaving, his next door neighbor, an
elderly woman inquires as to where he is going.
He tells her, and she says, I have a son in NYC, and I haven't heard from him in a long time.
So, if you run into him, please ask him to call me. His name is John Dunn.
He assured her that he would.
After arriving in NYC, he took the subway downtown near to the Lawyers office he was to go to.
When coming up the stairs to ground level he noticed a large sign on the building across the street that said Dunn & Bradstreet.
So, he went into the building and up to the information desk and inquired, "You got a John here"?
The receptionist replied "Yes Sir", and pointing down the hallway, said "second door on the right."
So, the hillbilly goes there, and upon entering, notices that it's a Men's restroom.
There is a gentleman standing in front of one of the urinals, so he walks up to him and inquires, "Are you Dunn?"
The man replies, "Well, yeah"
And the hillbilly says "Call your Mother!"




Not bad at all.

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#12827452 - 07/13/18 05:37 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast]
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A woman looks out her window to see her new neighbors outside in their front yard.
It's an very hot day and the wife is mowing the front yard while the husband sits in the shade sipping his beer.
This infuriates the woman to see the man relaxing while his wife pushes the mower in the heat.
She decides to march over and give him a piece of her mind.
When she gets to him she screams at him "how can you live with yourself? You sit in the shade sipping your beer while your poor wife slaves behind the mower in the terrible heat! You should be HUNG!"
The man calmly takes a sip of his beer, wipes the froth from his upper lip, looks up at the woman and says:
"I am. That's why she mows the yard."
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#12827472 - 07/13/18 05:54 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast]
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Saw it coming but never heard it before.

Very good. B+
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#12827474 - 07/13/18 05:55 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast]
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I am. Would you like to mow the back?

Might work too.
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#12827633 - 07/13/18 07:59 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast]
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Registered: 04/21/03
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Loc: lake bridgeport,tx USA
My first car was a green Saab, it broke down on the way to prom. That's my Saab story.


Edited by BridgeportGuide (07/13/18 08:01 PM)
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