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#12826143 - 07/12/18 04:28 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast]
nethingthatbites Offline
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Registered: 05/07/09
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Four Men go golfing, the first man says that he will pick up the green fees and meet the rest of them at the first hole.
Down at the first hole one man speaks up and say's "My son is so rich and so successful, as a new home builder that he gave a friend a new home for free"

The second man, not to be out done said " My son is a multi line car dealer he is so rich and so successful that he gave a friend 2 Cadillac's for free"

The third man, said " My son is in the stock market, he is so rich that he supplied a friend of his a whole stock portfolio for free"

The forth man returns from paying the green fee's, and the first man said "We are talking about our boys how's yours doing?"

"Not so well I afraid, turns out he's gay. However, he must be good, his last three boyfriends gave him a house, 2 cars and a stock portfolio."
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#12826146 - 07/12/18 04:29 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Huckleberry]
Cast Offline
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Registered: 07/31/12
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Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Originally Posted By: Huckleberry
Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head!


GroanGrin but heard it before.

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#12826147 - 07/12/18 04:31 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: nethingthatbites]
Cast Offline
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Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Originally Posted By: nethingthatbites
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"


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#12826150 - 07/12/18 04:33 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast]
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Registered: 03/18/15
Posts: 5126
Loc: East Texas
Man goes to fish the river for the first time. He's on the east bank. doesn't catch anything. Lil ol woman on the other side is hauling in one after another. He goes back the next day decides he'll go to the other side and try his luck. Same deal he's catching nothing. Same lil ol woman is on the other side hauling them in left and right. So he decides to make his way over to see what her secret is. She proceeds to tell him each morning before she gets up, she raises the bed sheet. If her husbands manhood is laying on the left, she fishes on the left side of the river. If its on laying to right, she fishes on the right side of the river. So the guy trying to be funny ask "well what do you if its sticking straight up?" she winks at him and says "honey, I don't go fishing on those days."
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#12826155 - 07/12/18 04:36 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: nethingthatbites]
Cast Offline
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Registered: 07/31/12
Posts: 9336
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Originally Posted By: nethingthatbites
Four Men go golfing, the first man says that he will pick up the green fees and meet the rest of them at the first hole.
Down at the first hole one man speaks up and say's "My son is so rich and so successful, as a new home builder that he gave a friend a new home for free"

The second man, not to be out done said " My son is a multi line car dealer he is so rich and so successful that he gave a friend 2 Cadillac's for free"

The third man, said " My son is in the stock market, he is so rich that he supplied a friend of his a whole stock portfolio for free"

The forth man returns from paying the green fee's, and the first man said "We are talking about our boys how's yours doing?"

"Not so well I afraid, turns out he's gay. However, he must be good, his last three boyfriends gave him a house, 2 cars and a stock portfolio."


I actually snorted.

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#12826160 - 07/12/18 04:39 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast]
Flymeister Offline
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 94
Loc: TX Panhandle/Fritch
A father was walking his young son through the park when the boy notice two dogs engaged in sexual activity. The boy asked, ďdaddy what are they doingĒ? The dad promptly replied, ďwell son, theyíre making puppiesĒÖand the walk continued.

Unable to fall asleep that night, the boy wandered into dad and momís bedroom and they were engaged in sexual activity. ďMommy, daddyÖwhat are you doingĒ yelled the boy. Mom says, ďwell son, weíre making you a brother or a sisterĒ and the boy promptly replied, ďflip mommy over daddy, Iíd rather have a puppyĒ!

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#12826166 - 07/12/18 04:44 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast]
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 4194
Loc: lake bridgeport,tx USA
A three legged dog walks into a Saloon. The barkeep asks him

"What are you doing in these parts stranger?"

The dog replies "I'm lookin for the man that shot my Paw"
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#12826168 - 07/12/18 04:46 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast]
BridgeportGuide Online   content
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 4194
Loc: lake bridgeport,tx USA
What do you call a Little Person Psychic who just committed a crime?

A Small Medium at Large
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#12826180 - 07/12/18 04:58 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: nethingthatbites]
Cast Offline
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Registered: 07/31/12
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Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Originally Posted By: nethingthatbites
How many used car salesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

I can't say for certain until I've spoken to the manager, but I
think you'll be very happy...


No
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#12826194 - 07/12/18 05:05 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: nethingthatbites]
Cast Offline
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Posts: 9336
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Originally Posted By: nethingthatbites
A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older.

The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consults with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again. The little girl starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

The little girl shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?"

The little girl says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an "F" in sex."


Ok

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#12826199 - 07/12/18 05:07 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: BridgeportGuide]
Cast Offline
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Registered: 07/31/12
Posts: 9336
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Originally Posted By: BridgeportGuide
What do you call a Little Person Psychic who just committed a crime?

A Small Medium at Large


No

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#12826202 - 07/12/18 05:15 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: BridgeportGuide]
Cast Offline
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Registered: 07/31/12
Posts: 9336
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Originally Posted By: BridgeportGuide
A three legged dog walks into a Saloon. The barkeep asks him

"What are you doing in these parts stranger?"

The dog replies "I'm lookin for the man that shot my Paw"


Ok. Dog joke!

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#12826224 - 07/12/18 05:29 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast]
Texan Til I Die Offline
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Registered: 05/05/09
Posts: 7173
Loc: Deep in the Heart of Texas
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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#12826227 - 07/12/18 05:33 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast]
von rage Online   content
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Registered: 01/30/03
Posts: 1535
Loc: Richardson, TX
You heard about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic. He lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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#12826234 - 07/12/18 05:37 PM Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast]
SlabWhisperer Offline
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Registered: 01/30/13
Posts: 1506
Loc: Carrollton
A hillbilly in West Virginia gets a letter saying he needs to come to New York City, to a Legal firm, to sign some papers to receive an unexpected inheritance.
As he was leaving, his next door neighbor, an
elderly woman inquires as to where he is going.
He tells her, and she says, I have a son in NYC, and I haven't heard from him in a long time.
So, if you run into him, please ask him to call me. His name is John Dunn.
He assured her that he would.
After arriving in NYC, he took the subway downtown near to the Lawyers office he was to go to.
When coming up the stairs to ground level he noticed a large sign on the building across the street that said Dunn & Bradstreet.
So, he went into the building and up to the information desk and inquired, "You got a John here"?
The receptionist replied "Yes Sir", and pointing down the hallway, said "second door on the right."
So, the hillbilly goes there, and upon entering, notices that it's a Men's restroom.
There is a gentleman standing in front of one of the urinals, so he walks up to him and inquires, "Are you Dunn?"
The man replies, "Well, yeah"
And the hillbilly says "Call your Mother!"

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