My hot wife has had 2 pilar cysts on her head. The first one she ruptured when she banged her head on the car door, and I got to play Dr. Pimple Popper on her. It was one of the most disgustingly awesome experiences of my life.
She went to a real pimple popper doctor and had the second one cut out. It made me feel so cheated and used. Very disappointing.
"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."
-Marcus Tullius Cicero, 63 BC