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Things that don't work #12824973 07/12/18 01:10 AM
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Tried freezing cilantro, fail. What have you got?


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Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #12824976 07/12/18 01:12 AM
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Automatic dishwashers
You really have to clean most of the food off the plates and utensils before you load the dishwasher or you will not get good results


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Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #12824977 07/12/18 01:12 AM
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I can't stand bread that had been previously frozen

Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #12824978 07/12/18 01:13 AM
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There are several answers that would be unpopular

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I can think of several people that don't work...but are employed.

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Originally Posted By: LoneStarSon
I can think of several people that don't work...but are employed.


Hi

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I can think of several people that don't work...but are employed.


Hi
roflmao clap nannyboo

Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #12824999 07/12/18 01:27 AM
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Warm beer......


cheers

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Originally Posted By: Trunkful
Warm beer......


cheers



Mouldybits says it ain't so bad bolt


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Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #12825008 07/12/18 01:35 AM
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Re: Things that don't work [Re: Dognot] #12825029 07/12/18 01:50 AM
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Warm beer......


cheers



Mouldybits says it ain't so bad bolt



Moldy is not from Texas...

cheers

Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #12825037 07/12/18 01:55 AM
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Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #12825038 07/12/18 01:56 AM
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You cant l freeze leaf type vegetables. They are firm from cells filled with water. Once frozen the water in these cells swell and burst the cell walls. Then once unfrozen you get soggy, broken cell walled produce.

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Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #12825039 07/12/18 01:57 AM
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Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #12825068 07/12/18 02:24 AM
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Putting liquid dish soap in the dish washer

Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #12825070 07/12/18 02:25 AM
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Re: Things that don't work [Re: BCBassCat] #12825090 07/12/18 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted By: BCBassCat
Cast's jokes
Amen peep

Re: Things that don't work [Re: sdavis24] #12825102 07/12/18 02:43 AM
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Cast's jokes
Amen peep
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Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #12825109 07/12/18 02:50 AM
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The video part



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Re: Things that don't work [Re: Mark Perry] #12825135 07/12/18 03:17 AM
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Whataburger

blasphemy


Woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun....
Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #12825156 07/12/18 03:36 AM
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Re: Things that don't work [Re: LoneStarSon] #12825207 07/12/18 05:22 AM
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Originally Posted By: LoneStarSon
I can think of several people that don't work...but are employed.
I can think of several who can work, but are unemployed.

Re: Things that don't work [Re: Trebor Neil] #12825209 07/12/18 05:31 AM
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Gpa's wo is me posts


Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right

http://constantpursuitoutfitters.com/






Re: Things that don't work [Re: Trunkful] #12825212 07/12/18 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted By: Trunkful
Warm beer......


cheers


Learn to drink warm beer and you dont have to worry about anyone else drinking your beer


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Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #12825238 07/12/18 10:34 AM
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Re: Things that don't work [Re: Gusick] #12825243 07/12/18 10:52 AM
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England...


Warm beer ain't so bad..
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England...


MEGA


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Re: Things that don't work [Re: Mark Perry] #12825266 07/12/18 11:27 AM
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Whataburger


Mark, sorry but I disagree. Whataburger happens to be my favorite. Are you sure you didn't mean Burger King?





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Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


The crab walk would require all 4 limbs vs. regular walking, which only requires two. Are you saying he demands too much...or not enough? Or did you even consider the crab walk?

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Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


The crab walk would require all 4 limbs vs. regular walking, which only requires two. Are you saying he demands too much...or not enough? Or did you even consider the crab walk?


Paraplegic is paralysed from the neck down. What too you think?


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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Originally Posted By: Sawhorse
Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


The crab walk would require all 4 limbs vs. regular walking, which only requires two. Are you saying he demands too much...or not enough? Or did you even consider the crab walk?


Paraplegic is paralysed from the neck down. What too you think?


I think my response wasnt well thought out.

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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Originally Posted By: Sawhorse
Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


The crab walk would require all 4 limbs vs. regular walking, which only requires two. Are you saying he demands too much...or not enough? Or did you even consider the crab walk?


Paraplegic is paralysed from the neck down. What too you think?
No, a quadriplegic is paralyzed from the neck down.

Re: Things that don't work [Re: don the angler] #12825317 07/12/18 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By: don the angler
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Whataburger


Mark, sorry but I disagree. Whataburger happens to be my favorite. Are you sure you didn't mean Burger King?




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Originally Posted By: aquaholic1822
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Warm beer......


cheers


Learn to drink warm beer and you dont have to worry about anyone else drinking your beer
Depends on who youre around. The term rodeo cold didnt really refer to cold. Budweiser from a six pack in a paper sack sitting overnight on the floorboard has made more than one breakfast at times. food

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Re: Things that don't work [Re: don the angler] #12825337 07/12/18 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By: don the angler
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Whataburger


Mark, sorry but I disagree. Whataburger happens to be my favorite. Are you sure you didn't mean Burger King?


Nope I meant Whataburger

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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


The crab walk would require all 4 limbs vs. regular walking, which only requires two. Are you saying he demands too much...or not enough? Or did you even consider the crab walk?


Paraplegic is paralysed from the neck down. What too you think?


That is quadriplegia or tetraplegia. All four extremities affected

Paraplegia is waist down (legs)


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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


Didn't realize you were a paraplegic. Sorry to hear that.

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LOL


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LOL
roflmao

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Originally Posted By: retdbasser
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peep


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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


But did you die?


MAGA
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Originally Posted By: I'm The Dude
Elevator door close buttons.


And traffic signal buttons for pedestrians at cross-walks

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Elevator door close buttons.


And traffic signal buttons for pedestrians at cross-walks


I don't have a problem with this, some people need to be hit by cars.

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