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#12824973 - 07/11/18 08:10 PM Things that don't work
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Tried freezing cilantro, fail. What have you got?
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#12824976 - 07/11/18 08:12 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Automatic dishwashers
You really have to clean most of the food off the plates and utensils before you load the dishwasher or you will not get good results
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#12824977 - 07/11/18 08:12 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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I can't stand bread that had been previously frozen

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#12824978 - 07/11/18 08:13 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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There are several answers that would be unpopular

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#12824985 - 07/11/18 08:17 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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I can think of several people that don't work...but are employed.

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#12824987 - 07/11/18 08:18 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: LoneStarSon®]
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Originally Posted By: LoneStarSon®
I can think of several people that don't work...but are employed.


Hi

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#12824992 - 07/11/18 08:23 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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Originally Posted By: 1ShotNoKills
Originally Posted By: LoneStarSon®
I can think of several people that don't work...but are employed.


Hi
roflmao clap nannyboo

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#12824999 - 07/11/18 08:27 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Warm beer......


cheers

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#12825005 - 07/11/18 08:33 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Trunkful]
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Originally Posted By: Trunkful
Warm beer......


cheers



Mouldybits says it ain't so bad bolt
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#12825008 - 07/11/18 08:35 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Cast's jokes

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#12825029 - 07/11/18 08:50 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Dognot]
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Originally Posted By: Dognot
Originally Posted By: Trunkful
Warm beer......


cheers



Mouldybits says it ain't so bad bolt



Moldy is not from Texas...

cheers

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#12825037 - 07/11/18 08:55 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Nickbyrd pop quizzes

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#12825038 - 07/11/18 08:56 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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You can’t l freeze leaf type vegetables. They are firm from cells filled with water. Once frozen the water in these cells swell and burst the cell walls. Then once unfrozen you get soggy, broken cell walled produce.

You welcome.
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#12825039 - 07/11/18 08:57 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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#12825068 - 07/11/18 09:24 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Putting liquid dish soap in the dish washer

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#12825070 - 07/11/18 09:25 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Drano

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#12825090 - 07/11/18 09:36 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: BCBassCat]
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Originally Posted By: BCBassCat
Cast's jokes
Amen peep
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#12825102 - 07/11/18 09:43 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: sdavis24]
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Originally Posted By: sdavis24
Originally Posted By: BCBassCat
Cast's jokes
Amen peep
+1
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#12825109 - 07/11/18 09:50 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Whataburger

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#12825134 - 07/11/18 10:13 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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The video part

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#12825135 - 07/11/18 10:17 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Mark Perry]
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Originally Posted By: Mark Perry
Whataburger

blasphemy
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#12825156 - 07/11/18 10:36 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Gpa's wo is me posts
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You bettcha!

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#12825207 - 07/12/18 12:22 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: LoneStarSon®]
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Originally Posted By: LoneStarSon®
I can think of several people that don't work...but are employed.
I can think of several who can work, but are unemployed.

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#12825209 - 07/12/18 12:31 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Trebor Neil]
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Originally Posted By: Trebor Neil
Gpa's wo is me posts
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#12825212 - 07/12/18 12:39 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Trunkful]
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Originally Posted By: Trunkful
Warm beer......


cheers


Learn to drink warm beer and you don’t have to worry about anyone else drinking your beer

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#12825216 - 07/12/18 01:50 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Ventless gas cans

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#12825217 - 07/12/18 02:03 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Chrome paint.

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#12825235 - 07/12/18 05:32 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Cold Coffee!! coffee
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#12825238 - 07/12/18 05:34 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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#12825243 - 07/12/18 05:52 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Gusick]
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#12825253 - 07/12/18 06:09 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Warm beer ain't so bad..

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#12825255 - 07/12/18 06:10 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: mouldybits]
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Originally Posted By: mouldybits
England...


MEGA
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#12825266 - 07/12/18 06:27 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Mark Perry]
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Originally Posted By: Mark Perry
Whataburger


Mark, sorry but I disagree. Whataburger happens to be my favorite. Are you sure you didn't mean Burger King?
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#12825275 - 07/12/18 06:41 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.
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#12825280 - 07/12/18 06:52 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: grandpa75672]
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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


The crab walk would require all 4 limbs vs. regular walking, which only requires two. Are you saying he demands too much...or not enough? Or did you even consider the crab walk?

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#12825285 - 07/12/18 07:02 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Sawhorse]
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Originally Posted By: Sawhorse
Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


The crab walk would require all 4 limbs vs. regular walking, which only requires two. Are you saying he demands too much...or not enough? Or did you even consider the crab walk?


Paraplegic is paralysed from the neck down. What too you think?
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#12825287 - 07/12/18 07:04 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: grandpa75672]
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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Originally Posted By: Sawhorse
Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


The crab walk would require all 4 limbs vs. regular walking, which only requires two. Are you saying he demands too much...or not enough? Or did you even consider the crab walk?


Paraplegic is paralysed from the neck down. What too you think?


I think my response wasn’t well thought out.

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#12825296 - 07/12/18 07:15 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: grandpa75672]
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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Originally Posted By: Sawhorse
Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


The crab walk would require all 4 limbs vs. regular walking, which only requires two. Are you saying he demands too much...or not enough? Or did you even consider the crab walk?


Paraplegic is paralysed from the neck down. What too you think?
No, a quadriplegic is paralyzed from the neck down.

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#12825317 - 07/12/18 07:38 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: don the angler]
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Originally Posted By: don the angler
Originally Posted By: Mark Perry
Whataburger


Mark, sorry but I disagree. Whataburger happens to be my favorite. Are you sure you didn't mean Burger King?


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#12825322 - 07/12/18 07:43 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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popcorn No worky peep MAGA flag peep

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#12825325 - 07/12/18 07:46 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Whatever that BO guy tries to cover the stench from his disgusting body odor. barf
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#12825332 - 07/12/18 07:52 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: aquaholic1822]
Jon Online   content
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Loc: not Mesquite, TX
Originally Posted By: aquaholic1822
Originally Posted By: Trunkful
Warm beer......


cheers


Learn to drink warm beer and you don’t have to worry about anyone else drinking your beer
Depends on who you’re around. The term rodeo cold didn’t really refer to cold. Budweiser from a six pack in a paper sack sitting overnight on the floorboard has made more than one breakfast at times. food
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#12825333 - 07/12/18 07:52 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
Cast Online   content
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More bad jokes.
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#12825337 - 07/12/18 07:56 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: don the angler]
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Originally Posted By: don the angler
Originally Posted By: Mark Perry
Whataburger


Mark, sorry but I disagree. Whataburger happens to be my favorite. Are you sure you didn't mean Burger King?


Nope I meant Whataburger

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#12825374 - 07/12/18 08:28 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: grandpa75672]
collincountytx Online   content
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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Originally Posted By: Sawhorse
Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


The crab walk would require all 4 limbs vs. regular walking, which only requires two. Are you saying he demands too much...or not enough? Or did you even consider the crab walk?


Paraplegic is paralysed from the neck down. What too you think?


That is quadriplegia or tetraplegia. All four extremities affected

Paraplegia is waist down (legs)
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#12825377 - 07/12/18 08:31 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: grandpa75672]
1ShotNoKills Online   shocked
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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


Didn't realize you were a paraplegic. Sorry to hear that.

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#12825379 - 07/12/18 08:32 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Trebor Neil]
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Originally Posted By: Trebor Neil
Gpa's wo is me posts


LOL
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#12825401 - 07/12/18 08:42 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: elcoyote, esq.]
Moto-Moto Online   content
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Originally Posted By: elcoyote, esq.
Originally Posted By: Trebor Neil
Gpa's wo is me posts


LOL
roflmao

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#12825412 - 07/12/18 08:48 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Those who post here while they're getting paid to work.
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#12825432 - 07/12/18 09:08 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: retdbasser]
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Posts: 51251
Loc: White Settlement, TX.
Originally Posted By: retdbasser
Those who post here while they're getting paid to work.


peep
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#12825449 - 07/12/18 09:21 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Sons
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#12825460 - 07/12/18 09:24 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: grandpa75672]
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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Hark is the kind that would tell paraplegic to get up and walk.


But did you die?
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#12825471 - 07/12/18 09:27 AM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Westside.]
Bigbob_FTW Online   content
Big Sprocket Bob

Registered: 10/25/06
Posts: 51251
Loc: White Settlement, TX.
Originally Posted By: Westside.
Sons


realmad
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#12825824 - 07/12/18 01:13 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Registered: 04/20/07
Posts: 2549
Loc: Midland, Texas
Elevator door close buttons.
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#12825832 - 07/12/18 01:22 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: I'm The Dude]
Sawhorse Online   content
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Posts: 742
Loc: N. Texas
Originally Posted By: I'm The Dude
Elevator door close buttons.


And traffic signal buttons for pedestrians at cross-walks

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#12825837 - 07/12/18 01:24 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Sawhorse]
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Registered: 04/20/07
Posts: 2549
Loc: Midland, Texas
Originally Posted By: Sawhorse
Originally Posted By: I'm The Dude
Elevator door close buttons.


And traffic signal buttons for pedestrians at cross-walks


I don't have a problem with this, some people need to be hit by cars.
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#12825844 - 07/12/18 01:27 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Egglets.

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Pulled a gun on his dryer and they caught a bunch of fish.

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#12826280 - 07/12/18 06:19 PM Re: Things that don't work [Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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Loc: Carrollton TX
close door button on elevator

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