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So the _____ takes his goldfish to the vet #12821681 07/09/18 07:28 PM
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And says Doc my pet goldfish has seizures regularly.


Who is the subject of this bad joke?
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Re: So the _____ takes his goldfish to the vet [Re: Cast] #12821707 07/09/18 07:44 PM
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Making it multiple choice doesnt make it good.

D-

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Dan90210 has goldfish.



Re: So the _____ takes his goldfish to the vet [Re: Cast] #12821719 07/09/18 07:52 PM
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this joke sucks!

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Fail


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Re: So the _____ takes his goldfish to the vet [Re: Cast] #12821743 07/09/18 08:13 PM
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So what is the rest of the joke or are we expected to make up our own?


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So isn't a yute and a millennial pretty much the same thing.

Re: So the _____ takes his goldfish to the vet [Re: Cast] #12821748 07/09/18 08:17 PM
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What in the wide world of sports...........

Re: So the _____ takes his goldfish to the vet [Re: Cast] #12821766 07/09/18 08:25 PM
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hmmm I would have to hear the punch line to participate in the survey.






Re: So the _____ takes his goldfish to the vet [Re: Cast] #12821776 07/09/18 08:28 PM
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So...

An Aggie takes his goldfish to the vet.

Doc, my pet goldfish has seizures.

Well, hes doing just fine. I see no sign of a seizure.

But just watch what happens when I take him out to play!


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Re: So the _____ takes his goldfish to the vet [Re: Cast] #12821778 07/09/18 08:28 PM
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Re: So the _____ takes his goldfish to the vet [Re: Cast] #12821784 07/09/18 08:30 PM
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Well, I posted a really good one and got little response. So now were back to this...

Its your own fault.


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Re: So the _____ takes his goldfish to the vet [Re: Cast] #12821786 07/09/18 08:31 PM
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who takes their goldfish to the vet? Doesn't even make sense!

Re: So the _____ takes his goldfish to the vet [Re: GTrigg] #12821787 07/09/18 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
So what is the rest of the joke or are we expected to make up our own?
Originally Posted By: GTrigg
hmmm I would have to hear the punch line to participate in the survey.


That is the joke...which of the above would take the fish out of water...aggies are too familiar with wildlife and have a good vet program, okies give fish seizures for fun and don't care why it happens, the blonde stereotype has been debunked, no clue what a Yute is, Gpa could be plausible...I don't know him, but the millennial's can't figure anything out for themselves...so it has to be millennial.


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Thank you. I enjoyed the punch line


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Originally Posted By: Huckleberry
who takes their goldfish to the vet? Doesn't even make sense!


OH! Sensible jokes... sensible jokes... lemme think

A guy walks into a bar.

He falls down and cusses a little.


OH YEAH! Thats better.


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B joke but you get an A cause it's an aggy joke


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Originally Posted By: Huckleberry
who takes their goldfish to the vet? Doesn't even make sense!






cheers

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<sigh>


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Originally Posted By: Cast
Well, I posted a really good one and got little response. So now were back to this...

Its your own fault.

where was the good one?


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Originally Posted By: RATZ
B joke but you get an A cause it's an aggy joke


roflmao


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Thats three minutes of my life I will never get back....

Re: So the _____ takes his goldfish to the vet [Re: outfishdya] #12823066 07/10/18 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted By: outfishdya
Originally Posted By: Cast
Well, I posted a really good one and got little response. So now were back to this...

Its your own fault.

where was the good one?


The good one


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