Went to a furniture store and greeted the customer . Went for a good old fashioned firm handshake and a hello.
He went for it with his left hand and grabbed my hand like a princess and I was confused so I just shook it up and down like normal . It was weird.

I was trying to flirt with you boo.

Maybe he missed his target. I hate when that happens. You go in looking for a hardy palm-busting shake, but he locks down a split second too soon, gets nothing but your fingers, and you're left standing there shaking hands like a woman.

Accuracy and timing are crucial, and occasional mistakes are inevitable.

You did say he went in southpaw, though...which is highly suspect.

That's creepy. Maybe he had paralysis in his right hand or a baby arm or something.

Maybe he has a hand injury or just wiped a booger off his nose.

maybe he really thought you were a princess.

It was awkward and his hands worked just fine . I suspect he was a flamer

To complete a good ole fashion hand shake takes timing , pin point accuracy and on the fly adjustment , plus you still have make eye contact in a Clint Eastwood way .

I quit shaking hands,its an exploding fist bump or nothing.

Handshakes and calling people by there name are outdated. I prefer to point and say informal things like "hey dude".

Secret handshakes or nothing.

You should�ve Mick Dundeed him afterwards to make sure he wasn�t a Sheila.

Sounds like you shoulda kissed his hand too

you got Bob Doled