I am a terrible wingman for my "bro" Sunfish. Not only will I not take one for the team by entertaining the ugly one, I actively pursue interrupting their mating ceremony if she is a hottie. Take for example what I did Saturday. First I steal the woman by tricking her with the idea of a free meal. But I didn't stop there, I go back to the same piggie bank and put a hurtin' on my bro Sunnie after I stole his woman. This poor couple was just doing what their pea-brains were telling them to do, but unfortunately for them, my superior golf ball sized brain was telling me how to stop this gratuitous public display of affection.
Don't worry about the mule, just load the cart