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Fighting for the good spot #12717537 04/15/18 04:07 PM
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Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knights armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.

The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.

And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.


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Re: Fighting for the good spot [Re: Cast] #12717541 04/15/18 04:11 PM
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F double minus

High pot and noose jokes are not really jokes.

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Re: Fighting for the good spot [Re: Cast] #12717553 04/15/18 04:22 PM
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Re: Fighting for the good spot [Re: Cast] #12717555 04/15/18 04:23 PM
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At no point in your rambling, incoherent thread were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


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Re: Fighting for the good spot [Re: Cast] #12717559 04/15/18 04:25 PM
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It is another deep think joke. It'll come to you.


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Re: Fighting for the good spot [Re: Cast] #12717560 04/15/18 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted By: Cast
It is another deep think joke. It'll come to you.

I understand it. Its an attempt at a mix between a geometry joke and an old English joke.

F triple minus.

Re: Fighting for the good spot [Re: Davedave] #12717562 04/15/18 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted By: Davedave
F double minus

High pot and noose jokes are not really jokes.


Yes it is ... but it's a dreadful word play of "hypoteneuse". Ugh, almost as bad as a pun.


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Re: Fighting for the good spot [Re: Cast] #12717578 04/15/18 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted By: Cast
It is another deep think joke. It'll come to you.


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Re: Fighting for the good spot [Re: Davedave] #12717581 04/15/18 04:40 PM
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It is another deep think joke. It'll come to you.

I understand it. Its an attempt at a mix between a geometry joke and an old English joke.

F triple minus.


Agreed.

Olds jokes really suck.


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Re: Fighting for the good spot [Re: Cast] #12717583 04/15/18 04:43 PM
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Re: Fighting for the good spot [Re: Cast] #12717592 04/15/18 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By: Cast
Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knights armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.

The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.

And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

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Re: Fighting for the good spot [Re: Derek 🐝] #12717612 04/15/18 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By: Derek 🐝
At no point in your rambling, incoherent thread were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


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Re: Fighting for the good spot [Re: elcoyote, esq.] #12717631 04/15/18 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By: elcoyote, esq.
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It is another deep think joke. It'll come to you.

I understand it. Its an attempt at a mix between a geometry joke and an old English joke.

F triple minus.


Agreed.

Olds jokes really suck.

Major suckage and theyre never funny

I wish theyd just tell us the punchline and be done with it


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We need our resident Englishman Mouldybits to weigh in on this before I waste my time looking up what a squire is.


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Lmao hilarious

Re: Fighting for the good spot [Re: Cast] #12717714 04/15/18 08:19 PM
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B+. It made me angry at myself for reading it, and based on everyone's reaction it has to be worth something.

Re: Fighting for the good spot [Re: Scagnetti] #12717717 04/15/18 08:35 PM
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It is another deep think joke. It'll come to you.

I understand it. Its an attempt at a mix between a geometry joke and an old English joke.

F triple minus.


Agreed.

Olds jokes really suck.

Major suckage and theyre never funny

I wish theyd just tell us the punchline and be done with it


You sill wouldn't understand it. You got a baby's brain.


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A squired + B squired = C squired


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I hated English Literature in school. I didn't know what a squire was either. From the context it sounds like a mop squeezer.


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