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 A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an Airplane
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03/10/18 06:54 PM
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After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,
"Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith and made love to a woman."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, "Much better than a ham sandwich, wasn't it?"
The Truth is six of the seven Dwarfs are not Happy!
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Re: A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an Airplane
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03/10/18 06:55 PM
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Re: A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an Airplane
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03/10/18 06:58 PM
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Re: A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an Airplane
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03/10/18 07:04 PM
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He should of tried Bacon instead.
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Re: A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an Airplane
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03/24/18 11:41 AM
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You guys know everything..... I'm just an idiot....no problem........
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Re: A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an Airplane
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03/24/18 12:28 PM
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