I'm half way through my last two weeks. I have everything lined up to roll over to a new manager, all my t's are dotted and i's crossed.

Time to work on my post count!

I can't wait to give my two-week notice - I'm gonna beat the heck out of a pretentious D Head for the fun of it.

Eat lots of beans, fart in your office chair a lot, and bring leftover fish to warm up in the office microwave for the rest of the week. You don't want these guys to forget you.

Solid advice.

Apparently brussel sprouts also smell the microwave up real bad.

Burn some Microwave popcorn.

Microwave fish.

Make sure to carve your name on something.

Like the guy on Shawshank? Now that would leave a bad smell. Go for it RO!

Right before I left a job in 2000, I had a bunch of leftover business cards. I started putting them everywhere. Under microscopes, in the SEM, under ESD mats, under chairs. A year later we hired a friend from the company I left. He said they made a game of trying to find my business cards and laughed about how many I had hidden.

when you quit here, you don't get last two weeks. You get escorted out.

I did something similar at BPS but had the help of a scissor lift. wonder if my harness is still up there...

Just came back from lunch and one of the guys had brussel sprouts.
You can make the smell worse by using a big bowl and boiling the suckers in water.

�Someone� spray painted his name on a finished wall a while back.

When I got hired here at the FD, I was working at Dannon yogurt, I gave my boss a two week notice. He said hail no!!!!

Paid me two weeks to leave, guess he knew I wasnt going to work either way.

If you have a toaster oven, burn some garlic toast. A little garlic smoke spreads through the entire office and you�ll still be able to smell it the next day.

Tex Dawg beware !

I made sure everything was taken care of and in line for who ever takes over. Now that all of that is done, I wish I was fishing.

What's the new job going to be?

We had a sales guy put in his notice at the beginning of the calendar year. His boss told him to stay on until the end of the fiscal, which ends this month, and made him go to an industry conference to meet with all of his accounts, which also allowed him to network and discuss all of our company�s plans with competitors while being a sitting duck employee.

He quit because he hates our company, by the way, doesn�t have a new job lined up, and he was in charge of arguably our most important and competitive territory.

Terrible decision by his boss and upper management.

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more

When is the last time you held a job?

Yep, in IT you are allowed 1 box to remove personal items and walked to the door. But put in your retirement notice and my employer begs you to stay on and usually sweetens the pot as incentive.

this is why I don't keep personal items at work....I'm leaving with 2 fingers of fate flying high....

What is your current field and what are you going into?

November 1, 2013. Why do you ask?

When I have had my last 2 weeks, I have told employees the truth.
Companies hide things from employees and I would spill the beans.
I would say to a new guy remember the company said you would never lose money in your 401k.
Lie.
Or the prizes at the company picnic are not random,mgt decided in advance who wins.

Moving from a sub to a GC. I�m excited for a positive career change.

Submissive?

I gave one month's notice at my last office, so they could find another therapist. They found one in 3 weeks and I happily moved on. It's been 3 years and I'm very glad I made the move.

Subcontractor to a general contractor.

I was pretty sure that since the g was capitalized that it was a ghey contractor.

It�s been an interesting and eye opening process. I�m young and had to made a career change. I left my first real job. I worked through high school and college, but this was the starting point for my career. I wanted to leave the company I left on good terms.

I turned in my two weeks a few weeks back and at the same time put two weeks in the system for two weeks off to help my wife with a torn ACL. 27 Year�s I didn�t figure they would push back when I put in for my retirement. I took 5 days off and went to work as a busness development manager for another company, started yesterday.

They had a retirement party for me even though I had all I could stand and pretty much quit. Getting my retirement out of them is another story but hope to have that straightened out in a few more weeks.