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Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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02/22/18 02:06 AM
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BCBassCat
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He sits down and reaches into his pocket Pulls out a tiny piano Reaches back into his pocket Pulls out a tiny piano player Tiny piano player goes up to the piano and starts playing
Other guy sitting a few seats down says that's amazing where'd you get that!!?? Original guy says there's a genie bottle out in the ditch in front of the bar Before he could finish his comment other guy is gone
Original guy sitting there enjoying his drink looks back Ducks start walking into the bar Duck after duck after duck
Other guy walks back into the bar and says Somethings wrong with that genie I asked for a million bucks
Original guys says I was going to tell you but you left too quick I think that genie is hard of hearing Do you think I asked for a six inch pianist?
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
[Re: BCBassCat]
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02/22/18 02:09 AM
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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02/22/18 02:11 AM
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Gusick
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The genie couldn't hear well.
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
[Re: BCBassCat]
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02/22/18 02:13 AM
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
[Re: BCBassCat]
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02/22/18 02:14 AM
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Westside.
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I was at first disappointed, then encouraged, but alas disappointed
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
[Re: Westside.]
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02/22/18 02:18 AM
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I was at first disappointed, then encouraged, but alas disappointed I didn't mention what brand he was drinking
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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02/22/18 02:20 AM
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Westside.
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I was at first disappointed, then encouraged, but alas disappointed I didn't mention what brand he was drinking Ok
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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02/22/18 02:31 AM
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Old guy walks into a bar and asks the hunchback bartender for a shot of Jack. Bartender says, "that'll be 8 bucks." Old guys says, "damn that's high". Next he orders a shot of vodka. Bartenders says, "that will be 10 bucks". Again old guy says "damn that's high" This went on all night with every drink he ordered. At the end of the night, old man gratefully pays his tab and as he is leaving the bartender said, "I appreciate you not ever mentioning my hunchback". Old guy says, "Hunchback?"... I thought that was your azz as high as everything else is around here."
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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02/22/18 02:38 AM
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Nickbyrd
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Boo you suck git off the stage !
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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02/22/18 02:39 AM
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Bee'z
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F- and he sold himself short
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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03/07/18 08:22 AM
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Guy walks into a bar. Above the back bar is a sign says I'll give you a $1000 if you can make my mule laugh. Guy asks the barkeep where the mule was. Out back. Guy goes out back and whispers something's in the mule's ear. The mule broke out in historical laughter. The guy collected his money and left. A few weeks later the same guy walks back into the bar. This time the sign says If you can make my mule cry I'll give you a thousand dollars. Guy says he wants to try. He goes out back. Next sound they hear is the mule crying his eyes out. The barkeep pays the guy and says the least you can do is tell how you made that mule laugh and cry. Guy says the first time I told that mule that my pecker was bigger than his. This time I showed him.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.... W.C.Fields
I know a little about a lot of things but not a whole lot about anything....CGD
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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03/07/18 11:08 AM
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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03/07/18 12:05 PM
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leethefishking
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If you aspire to 6 it says a lot about you.
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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03/07/18 12:23 PM
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Dung beetle walks into a bar and asks "Is this stool taken?".
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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03/07/18 12:27 PM
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Dung beetle walks into a bar and asks "Is this stool taken?".
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