So here is the deal... your current wife or GF is forcing you to get another wife from another country.

We know American girls are #1! BUT if you had to go Un-American...which country are you calling up to the big show?

I went with Pinay.

Equatorial Guinea

Since I don't like going overseas, First pick Mexico and second pick Canada or Alaska

That�s a tough one. Let me get back to you.

you like muffin tops?

Chinese made,like everything else these days.

I like foreign chick's especially if they don't speak English.

Short answer, no. But I am a fan of rubber boots

I would like to "sample" a few first before I made that decision.

Bravo

White Russians

If I had known at a younger age what I know now I would have gone to Brazil for a wife. Here�s a small example.

A big fat German woman

Iceland or Norway. Even better, one from each country.

I�m married to a fine azz Latina, already... So I guess I�ll take the tribe, In South Africa, that communicates with clicking of the mouth.

I like it.

France

Sweden

Since it will never happen I'll choose a woman from Lithuania

I might go Japanese. Hello Kitty costume and the whole 9. Some of them are really pretty. I flew on JAL and man the flight attendants were banging hot!

Or maybe Russian. Some of them are smoking too. And they like to drink. Extra bonus she could help me get into my email account if I forget the password.

Give me a Hot Brit so at least she speaks English.

No such thing mate.

What do you call a hot chick in England??

A tourist.

Badda bing!

Asian wimmin are a little more subservient coming from male dominant societies. Lotsa possibilities but definitely from a male dominated society.

Mrs. RayBob is an ex-Canadian. There's little difference in Canucks and 'Merican wimmin.

Judging by our FLOTUS, eastern Europe is prime.

have you seen Victoria Beckham, Pippa Midleton, Alice Eve, Keira Knightley, Kate Beckinsale?

Alice Eve

Probably accurate but I always had a thing for Elizabeth Hurley. Here she is at 51 years old

Guess I missed where Alaska seceded

I dated a doctor from Ukraine for several years. Eastern European women are hot, but batchit crazy and meaner than Hades. I like my gorgeous American wife just fine!

There's good and bad everywhere.
I'd have to meet her parents first to evaluate values/long term compatibility.

Asia, Canada, Lebanon

My wife is from Arkansas, so I guess I�d choose American next time.

Asia is a country?

Somewhere where they speak spanish.

What the...

Thats not how the game goes Doc!

BUT good dig on Lebanon. My best bud since I was 12 is from there and his sisters are/were smoking. Had the biggest crush on the oldest sister. She is still good looking and shes in her 40s now. Time flys.

So... 5 good looking chicks out of how many million? Hell, I bet there is a single digit percentage of Brit chicks that don�t have a messed up grill, let alone the percentage that would be considered hot.

when I went there I saw plenty of hot chicks. Just like here there are some hot ones and lots of not. I don't have yellow fever so that takes all the asians out of the running for me, but you are welcome to want whoever.

I grew up in five different Asian countries--too many good ones in that entire region
especially south and south east Asia.

Young eastern European women are attractive. They don't seem to age well.

Because I think this is a set-up, I love my wife. I would never want anyone else.

Valentines Day Massacre style.

Brazil might work

Somewhere from the Middle East. Look at how hot this one is.........

Shes banging yo! Got me like DAMMMM SON!

Any, as long as they are Olympic curlers. They can handle a broom and keep the house clean.......

Pick one! Get off the fence, sir! No one else picked a continent.

�Merica is a continent, right?

Another one of those "not so hot" British women. (actress Michelle Keegan)

columbian

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tvbP6dSTsl8/maxresdefault.jpg

Brazil for the win

Philippines

Sign me up for a Scandinavian woman

Columbian or Costa Rican, those wimmens have back.

Excellent choice.

Touch�.

Yep, me too. Love that blonde hair and milky white skin.

I've been hearing Arlington is a 3rd World Country. Probably try and save a skank girl from there.

Thailand, Sweden or Columbia.

I have a friend who was a USN Seabee stationed at Subic Bay 30+ years ago. The stories he told about those Filipinas, and what they would do for a few bucks...

I heard that same about Derek.

I am married to one.

bet she makes a mean strudel.

Yup, and some incredible deer chili.

With or without beans?

What country?
Canada

Is 15 your limit on schnitzengr�ben?

DQ'd

Canada is USA light.

You have to go exotic.

I'd probably go South Africa. That way when we visit her family I can meet up with Simon Keys and catch some Black Mamabas and some Cobras and stuff.

Let me help with that ... Eastern Asian countries.

Don't tell a Canadian chick that Canada is USA light. They are very sensitive about such subjects.

Mrs RayBob can be pretty dam exotic.

No offense to the Mrs. intended.....aye

And sunnies and walleye aye. Go Canucks aye! Sorry a boot that than.

Probably some one from the Austria,Hungary,Yugoslavia triangle.

The funny part is they are probably all true, It is a Disney land for adults but way cheaper.

In Brazil, those are all dudes. Traps, if you will.

Uh, no. It's part of the continent of North America, which also includes Mexico and Canada.
Continents

Whatever. My Merica is a continent. You can go live in your upside down land if you want, but I�m not buying it.

Singapore.

Just throwing this out there for RR

Australia, accent, speak english, drink. No contest.

Australian

Life sure was easier before

Mesican muchachas. calientitas

I would only trade my wife for these 4 identical Brazilians.

With birdnests under her arms?

Someone from Austria, Hungary, or Yugoslavia?
So, of course, you post a photo of an Australian.

Pinay here. Lost first Merican wife to cancer. She was a goodun. Work with a Phillipina, she lost her husband. We kinda found each other. It's been good and I'm really well fed. Most folks think she's like 35, she's 58. Just can't never tell when she's looking at me with those squinky eyes.

Braaazil

I�ll take that at 51 any day of the week...

Gotta go with Australia or New Zealand.