So here is the deal... your current wife or GF is forcing you to get another wife from another country.

We know American girls are #1! BUT if you had to go Un-American...which country are you calling up to the big show?

I went with Pinay.

Equatorial Guinea

Since I don't like going overseas, First pick Mexico and second pick Canada or Alaska

That�s a tough one. Let me get back to you.

you like muffin tops?

Chinese made,like everything else these days.

I like foreign chick's especially if they don't speak English.

Short answer, no. But I am a fan of rubber boots

I would like to "sample" a few first before I made that decision.

Bravo

White Russians

If I had known at a younger age what I know now I would have gone to Brazil for a wife. Here�s a small example.

A big fat German woman

Iceland or Norway. Even better, one from each country.