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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: Keystone] #12574391 01/11/18 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted By: Keystone
Metamucil any good?
yes. I use it almost daily right after breakfast and sometimes after a big meal.


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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12574424 01/11/18 11:20 PM
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Metamucil any good?
yes. I use it almost daily right after breakfast and sometimes after a big meal.


Have a friend who puts it in his coffee.


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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12592721 01/24/18 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted By: lakeforkfisherman
Looking for experiences and input on this. Never done it before but giving it some thought.


Waste of time and money. Just adds up to extra excrement.

Does your liver function? Your kidneys? You don't need a cleanse, it just a scam to rid you of some money so you can "feel" like you did something when in fact you just literally took in the rear.


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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: Gourdbuster] #12593278 01/24/18 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted By: Gourdbuster
Originally Posted By: lakeforkfisherman
Looking for experiences and input on this. Never done it before but giving it some thought.


Waste of time and money. Just adds up to extra excrement.

Does your liver function? Your kidneys? You don't need a cleanse, it just a scam to rid you of some money so you can "feel" like you did something when in fact you just literally took in the rear.


Colon cleanse and colonic are different. If you are "taking it in the rear" you had a colonic or have other problems and need a rape kit done. Colon cleanse can be done at low or no cost and can have positive impacts even though they are short term in nature.


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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12593456 01/24/18 03:36 PM
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The positive impacts are....?

Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: 1ShotNoKills] #12593461 01/24/18 03:39 PM
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have you had that where you stick tube up your rectum and they pump warm water in. I think it's called a colonic.

I think that is a scam also.
no but sounds fun bolt


I tried it a few times, You lay on table and basically have the squirts for 20 minutes straight, Tried it a couple times, never felt any health benefits from it.



Most stuff in my life I try once and if it isn't for me I never try it again. You thought sticking a hose up your [censored] and blasting warm water was a scam but you still went back a few times?


Kinda my thoughts as well roflmao flush_2


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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12593505 01/24/18 04:10 PM
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If is not recommended by doctors why do it?
The only time in the last 71 years a doctor ordered one for me was when they were going to check the intestines before removing the colostomy bag. It didnt take two weeks, it took two hours using a liquid and a powdered laxative. It as not a pleasant experience.


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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12593506 01/24/18 04:11 PM
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There's more old drunks than there are old doctors.


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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: Longeye] #12593746 01/24/18 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted By: Longeye
I ain't letting nothing prairie dog my arse.

I laughed.. grin

This thread is interesting to say the least, I understand LFF concern.
I recall some interviews with May West an old movie star, attributing her beautifully preserved looks and figure to the High Colonic daily... Works for some Porn Stars too... eeks

Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: Tallgrass05] #12594053 01/24/18 11:05 PM
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The positive impacts are....?

From Natural Wellness article - 12.10.2013:

The American diet is replete with chemicals, toxins and artificial ingredients that may well create a greater toxic load than the digestive, detoxifying and excretory systems can naturally handle. People are looking for an answer and many have chosen this treatment. In my experience, both personal and with many dozens of patients, periodic colon cleansing has had predictable and demonstrable beneficial effects for general health and well-being. The following are the most common benefits I have seen:

• Weight loss – This is probably the most common reason for people to use a cleanse. Users report losing up to 20 pounds in a month. Theories for this range from the removal of congested waste products and fecal matter to the release of fluids that build up in the tissues and colon to dilute accumulated toxins.
• Improved bowel function and regularity – Restoring normal bowel motility relieves constipation and minimizes the potential for the absorption of un-eliminated toxins back into the bloodstream. By preventing constipation, associated conditions like hemorrhoids can be relieved.
Increased energy – After a detox program, my patients report a significant increase in energy and perceived well-being. This may be due in part to the improved sleep that is reported as well as the elimination of toxins.
• Better sleep – In my experience, the days and weeks following a colon cleanse are marked by a better quality sleep. This may be due to less abdominal discomfort and gas, and/or reduced sleep interruption for nighttime bathroom visits. My patients often report this very same response.
• Clear skin – Whether due to improved sleep, reduced toxins in the blood, adequate hydration resulting from intestinal balance or a combination of these changes and others, clear skin is a commonly reported benefit of colon cleansing.


The author was a physician and was pushing some products to aid in the process however there is no need to spend extra money to do it if you know your own system. Much depends on each individuals chemistry and their response to anything introduced into the system that may promote increased bowel function.


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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12594244 01/25/18 01:12 AM
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I always like mention of these threatening but unnamed toxins and physiological doublespeak.

Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12594335 01/25/18 02:01 AM
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Okra... Try it.

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