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After 18 years of marriage
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01/16/18 01:32 AM
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Davedave
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She pitches a fit, and says she’s tired of my toenails being in the den. I tell her I’m a man, and I will cut my toenails anywhere I please.
So, for about the last six months, I have been cutting my toenails on the back porch. I just now let her know that her dog eats my toenails every time I cut them now. It takes away the sting a little.
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Re: After 18 years of marriage
[Re: Davedave]
#12580300
01/16/18 01:34 AM
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bigfishtx
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Like a boss!
Keep the Lord in your heart and keep your powder dry. 5:5
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Re: After 18 years of marriage
[Re: Davedave]
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01/16/18 01:35 AM
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Kicker16
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Re: After 18 years of marriage
[Re: Davedave]
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01/16/18 01:37 AM
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RATZ
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I can't stand the sound of others cutting their nails
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Re: After 18 years of marriage
[Re: Davedave]
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01/16/18 01:40 AM
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ToadSnatcher14
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Re: After 18 years of marriage
[Re: RATZ]
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01/16/18 01:41 AM
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bloo_rainger
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I can't stand the sound of others cutting their nails I have this same phobia, especially grown men clipping there finger nails at work.
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Re: After 18 years of marriage
[Re: Davedave]
#12580316
01/16/18 01:43 AM
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fishslime
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Cut them on the edge of the bathtub. She won't notice that. If she does, tell her it is termite droppings.
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Re: After 18 years of marriage
[Re: Davedave]
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01/16/18 01:44 AM
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TexDawg
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Diamonds, that'll shut her up
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Re: After 18 years of marriage
[Re: Davedave]
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01/16/18 01:45 AM
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ToadSnatcher14
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You only cut nails when you’re fresh out of the shower.
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Re: After 18 years of marriage
[Re: Davedave]
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01/16/18 01:45 AM
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outfishdya
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I am manly, I use a grinder
Woke up this morning Got yourself a gun....
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Re: After 18 years of marriage
[Re: Davedave]
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01/16/18 01:45 AM
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ToadSnatcher14
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Re: After 18 years of marriage
[Re: TexDawg]
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01/16/18 01:46 AM
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outfishdya
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Diamonds, that'll shut her up Temporary fix though.
Woke up this morning Got yourself a gun....
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Re: After 18 years of marriage
[Re: Davedave]
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01/16/18 01:49 AM
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Indianation65
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She is right. Clean up after yourself for "man's" sake. We're not animals here!
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Re: After 18 years of marriage
[Re: ToadSnatcher14]
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01/16/18 01:50 AM
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Bee'z
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You only cut nails when you’re fresh out of the shower. I figured this was SOP too
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Re: After 18 years of marriage
[Re: Bee'z]
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01/16/18 01:51 AM
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Davedave
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You only cut nails when you’re fresh out of the shower. I figured this was SOP too I cut my toenails whenever I want. I just do it on the back porch now.
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