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#12576608 - 01/13/18 09:34 AM Doctor Check Up
T Bird Offline
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Registered: 03/07/10
Posts: 6168
Loc: Temple, TX.
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly

Check-up...


The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 yr.-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
'So what do
You think about that Doc ?'



The doctor considered his question for a minute and
Then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter
And never misses a season.'



One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane
Instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver
Sitting at the water's edge.



He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'..''Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead..
Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said,'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else Pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'



The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.'

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#12576626 - 01/13/18 09:43 AM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
Dag�Bill Offline
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Registered: 10/19/12
Posts: 7045
Loc: Xenia, Ohio
grin
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#12576648 - 01/13/18 10:03 AM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
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Registered: 07/11/06
Posts: 35418
Loc: ARLINGTON
roflmao
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#12576651 - 01/13/18 10:05 AM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
2014NITROZ-7 Offline
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Registered: 05/06/10
Posts: 768
Loc: Athens,Texas
OOPS.

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#12576821 - 01/13/18 12:36 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
Trickster Offline
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Registered: 07/27/07
Posts: 36189
Loc: Plano TX
Awesome!
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#12576834 - 01/13/18 12:53 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
Coach Hark Offline
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Registered: 01/11/12
Posts: 4740
Loc: Burleson, Texas
Good un!!!
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#12576883 - 01/13/18 01:27 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
presley Offline
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Registered: 12/06/03
Posts: 705
Loc: Grapevine, Texas
A+

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#12576888 - 01/13/18 01:30 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
Bob Davis Offline
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Registered: 05/30/02
Posts: 25347
Loc: Rowlett,Liquor City,Texas
roflmao
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#12576937 - 01/13/18 02:15 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
lconn4 Online   content
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Registered: 12/02/12
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Loc: Cherokee County
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#12576963 - 01/13/18 02:33 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
Mark C Offline
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Registered: 07/08/02
Posts: 3805
Loc: Fence Post Creek
I liked it but the wife was not so impressed.
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#12577016 - 01/13/18 03:20 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: Mark C]
T Bird Offline
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Registered: 03/07/10
Posts: 6168
Loc: Temple, TX.
Originally Posted By: Mark C
I liked it but the wife was not so impressed.


She must be 20. Just teasing ya. cheer

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#12577077 - 01/13/18 04:16 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
Dan90210 ☮ Offline
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Registered: 11/18/09
Posts: 28448
Loc: Denton County
Cute. Very cute
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#12577163 - 01/13/18 05:19 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
2 Bee'z Offline
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Registered: 07/23/15
Posts: 16485
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
clap roflmao

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#12577180 - 01/13/18 05:29 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: 2 Bee'z]
Kicker16 Offline
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Registered: 06/02/15
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Loc: Lake Conroe/Willis
Originally Posted By: 2 Bee'z
clap roflmao

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#12577248 - 01/13/18 06:31 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
Frank I Offline
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Registered: 07/19/05
Posts: 25947
Loc: Texas
. clap
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You guys know everything..... I'm just an idiot....no problem........





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#12577475 - 01/13/18 09:08 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
hogbus Offline
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Registered: 01/30/16
Posts: 271
Loc: texas
That's funny. My wife didn't get it.
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#12577487 - 01/13/18 09:13 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
Fishspanker Offline
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Registered: 01/19/08
Posts: 7479
Loc: Island of Jeff (Humble)
Not as likely to be popular with the wives. Their sense of humor is usually less developed.
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#12577499 - 01/13/18 09:20 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
fish4bass Offline
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Registered: 11/10/02
Posts: 9213
Loc: North Tx, USA

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#12577609 - 01/13/18 10:48 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
leethefishking Offline
Extreme Angler

Registered: 05/24/02
Posts: 1716
Loc: San Marcos, TX
Bravo!

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#12577686 - 01/14/18 05:54 AM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
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Loc: Arlington
roflmao
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#12577710 - 01/14/18 06:25 AM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
AmpedUp Offline
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Registered: 10/06/13
Posts: 1547
Loc: Texas
frkazoid
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