Doctor Check Up - Texas Fishing Forum

Register Log In Texas Fishing Forum Forums Off Topic Doctor Check Up

Main Menu

Advertisement

Affiliates

Advertisement

Newest Members

JPhillips1973, RTFishal, H1 ranger, T-RigLunkers, Indignant Angler
119176 Registered Users

Top Posters(All Time)

hopalong 120,963

TexDawg 119,750

Bigbob_FTW 95,280

John175☮ 85,918

Pilothawk 83,274

Bob Davis 82,266

banker-always fishing 75,701

Mark Perry 72,467

Derek 🐝 68,321

JDavis7873� 67,416

Forum Statistics

Forums59

Topics1,038,777

Posts13,952,588

Members144,176

Most Online39,925
Dec 30th, 2023

Print Thread

Page 1 of 2

1

2

Doctor Check Up #12576608 01/13/18 03:34 PM
Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 25,772 Temple, TX. T Bird OP TFF Guru
OP T Bird TFF Guru Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 25,772 Temple, TX.	An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly Check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 yr.-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do You think about that Doc ?' The doctor considered his question for a minute and Then began to tell a story. 'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter And never misses a season.' One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane Instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver Sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'..''Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.. Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said,'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else Pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.' The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.' Okie by birth, Texan by choice. USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576626 01/13/18 03:43 PM
Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 9,446 Xenia, Ohio SgtDag TFF Celebrity
SgtDag TFF Celebrity Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 9,446 Xenia, Ohio	"If you're going through hell keep going." Winston Churchill Originally Posted by 1ShotNoKills I open mouth kiss my sisters

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576648 01/13/18 04:03 PM
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 49,373 Pantego RATZ Activity Coordinator
RATZ Activity Coordinator Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 49,373 Pantego	If God is your co-pilot then change seats https://abaltcustomlures.com/

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576651 01/13/18 04:05 PM
Joined: May 2010 Posts: 4,756 Athens,Texas 2 2014NITROZ-7 TFF Team Angler
2014NITROZ-7 TFF Team Angler 2 Joined: May 2010 Posts: 4,756 Athens,Texas	OOPS.

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576821 01/13/18 06:36 PM
Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 50,866 Plano TX T Trickster Super Freak
Trickster Super Freak T Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 50,866 Plano TX	Awesome!

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576834 01/13/18 06:53 PM
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 11,684 Burleson, Texas C Coach Hark TFF Guru
Coach Hark TFF Guru C Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 11,684 Burleson, Texas	Good un!!! Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right http://constantpursuitoutfitters.com/

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576883 01/13/18 07:27 PM
Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,253 Grapevine, Texas P presley Extreme Angler
presley Extreme Angler P Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,253 Grapevine, Texas	A+

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576888 01/13/18 07:30 PM
Joined: May 2002 Posts: 82,266 Mineola B Bob Davis Bunkeroid Bob
Bob Davis Bunkeroid Bob B Joined: May 2002 Posts: 82,266 Mineola	Foxtrot Juliet Bravo

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576937 01/13/18 08:15 PM
Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 22,495 Cherokee County L lconn4 TFF Guru
lconn4 TFF Guru L Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 22,495 Cherokee County	A good rule of angling philosophy is not to interfere with another fisherman's ways of being happy, unless you want to be hated. Zane Grey, Tales of Fishes, 1919 https://vimeo.com/73372194 https://vimeo.com/72859045

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576963 01/13/18 08:33 PM
Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 5,739 Fence Post Creek Mark C TFF Celebrity
Mark C TFF Celebrity Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 5,739 Fence Post Creek	I liked it but the wife was not so impressed. Originally Posted by TexasBlonde You are not a good or nice person.

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: Mark C] #12577016 01/13/18 09:20 PM
Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 25,772 Temple, TX. T Bird OP TFF Guru
OP T Bird TFF Guru Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 25,772 Temple, TX.	Originally Posted By: Mark C I liked it but the wife was not so impressed. She must be 20. Just teasing ya. Okie by birth, Texan by choice. USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12577077 01/13/18 10:16 PM
Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 39,345 Denton County Dan90210 ☮ Jr Deputy Dan
Dan90210 ☮ Jr Deputy Dan Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 39,345 Denton County	Cute. Very cute

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12577163 01/13/18 11:19 PM
Joined: Jul 2015 Posts: 19,766 Lake Texoma, TX Bee'z honey boo boo
Bee'z honey boo boo Joined: Jul 2015 Posts: 19,766 Lake Texoma, TX

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: Bee'z] #12577180 01/13/18 11:29 PM
Joined: Jun 2015 Posts: 15,237 Trinity, Tx K Kicker16 TFF Guru
Kicker16 TFF Guru K Joined: Jun 2015 Posts: 15,237 Trinity, Tx	Originally Posted By: 2 Bee'z

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12577248 01/14/18 12:31 AM
Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 25,961 Texas Frank I TFF Guru
Frank I TFF Guru Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 25,961 Texas	. Originally Posted By: txmasterpo You guys know everything..... I'm just an idiot....no problem........

Page 1 of 2

1

2

Moderated by banker-always fishing, chickenman, Derek 🐝, Duck_Hunter, Fish Killer, J-2, Jacob, Jons3825, JustWingem, Nocona Brian, Toon-Troller, Uncle Zeek, Weekender1

Hop To

© 1998-2022 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide

Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.3