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#12576608 - 01/13/18 09:34 AM Doctor Check Up
T Bird Offline
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Registered: 03/07/10
Posts: 5412
Loc: Temple, Texas USA
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly

Check-up...


The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 yr.-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
'So what do
You think about that Doc ?'



The doctor considered his question for a minute and
Then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter
And never misses a season.'



One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane
Instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver
Sitting at the water's edge.



He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'..''Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead..
Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said,'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else Pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'



The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.'

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#12576626 - 01/13/18 09:43 AM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
Dag²Bill Online   content
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Registered: 10/19/12
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Loc: Xenia, Ohio
grin
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#12576648 - 01/13/18 10:03 AM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
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roflmao
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#12576651 - 01/13/18 10:05 AM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
2014NITROZ-7 Offline
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Registered: 05/06/10
Posts: 366
Loc: Texas
OOPS.

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#12576821 - 01/13/18 12:36 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
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Awesome!
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#12576834 - 01/13/18 12:53 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
Coach Hark Offline
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Registered: 01/11/12
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Loc: Burleson, Texas
Good un!!!
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#12576883 - 01/13/18 01:27 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
presley Offline
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Registered: 12/06/03
Posts: 663
Loc: Grapevine, Texas
A+

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#12576888 - 01/13/18 01:30 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
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Registered: 05/30/02
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Loc: Dallas, Texas, USA
roflmao
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#12576937 - 01/13/18 02:15 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
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Registered: 12/02/12
Posts: 8024
Loc: Cherokee County
clap
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A good rule of angling philosphy is not to interfere with another fisherman's ways of being happy, unless you want to be hated.

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#12576963 - 01/13/18 02:33 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
Mark C Offline
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I liked it but the wife was not so impressed.
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#12577016 - 01/13/18 03:20 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: Mark C]
T Bird Offline
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Registered: 03/07/10
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Loc: Temple, Texas USA
Originally Posted By: Mark C
I liked it but the wife was not so impressed.


She must be 20. Just teasing ya. cheer

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#12577077 - 01/13/18 04:16 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
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Registered: 11/18/09
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Cute. Very cute
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Pulled a gun on his dryer and they caught a bunch of fish.

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#12577163 - 01/13/18 05:19 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
2 Bee'z Offline
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Registered: 07/23/15
Posts: 14689
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
clap roflmao

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#12577180 - 01/13/18 05:29 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: 2 Bee'z]
Happy Birthday Kicker16 Offline
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Registered: 06/02/15
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Loc: Lake Conroe/Willis
Originally Posted By: 2 Bee'z
clap roflmao

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#12577248 - 01/13/18 06:31 PM Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird]
Frank I Offline
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Registered: 07/19/05
Posts: 25759
Loc: Texas
. clap
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You guys know everything..... I'm just an idiot....no problem........





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