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Excuse me sir #12571938 01/10/18 01:19 PM
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...is that a rack of ribs in your pants, or are you just happy to be at IGA today?

Man stuffs rack of ribs in pants


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Re: Excuse me sir [Re: Tritonman] #12571939 01/10/18 01:21 PM
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That must have been cold against the man parts.

Re: Excuse me sir [Re: Tritonman] #12571940 01/10/18 01:21 PM
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I saw your twin at the Kroger gas station yesterday. Didn't get close enough to see if he smelled of meat.


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Re: Excuse me sir [Re: RATZ] #12571943 01/10/18 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By: RATZ
I saw your twin at the Kroger gas station yesterday. Didn't get close enough to see if he smelled of meat.
Never get close enough to another man to smell his meat roflmao


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Re: Excuse me sir [Re: Tritonman] #12571950 01/10/18 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By: Tritonman
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I saw your twin at the Kroger gas station yesterday. Didn't get close enough to see if he smelled of meat.
Never get close enough to another man to smell his meat roflmao

Thats what my grandpappy used to always tell me.

Re: Excuse me sir [Re: Davedave] #12571953 01/10/18 01:28 PM
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I saw your twin at the Kroger gas station yesterday. Didn't get close enough to see if he smelled of meat.
Never get close enough to another man to smell his meat roflmao

Thats what my grandpappy used to always tell me.


that commercial where the guy is the back half of the unicorn for his daughters bday grosses me out how he smells the front guy.


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Re: Excuse me sir [Re: Tritonman] #12571968 01/10/18 01:43 PM
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Worked in a grocery store in HS and caught a very large woman stealing a whole bone-in ham sticking it up her dress and holding it between her thighs.

She had 4 ribeyes up top.

Re: Excuse me sir [Re: ReelBusy] #12571985 01/10/18 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By: Hancock
Worked in a grocery store in HS and caught a very large woman stealing a whole bone-in ham sticking it up her dress and holding it between her thighs.

She had 4 ribeyes up top.


Thats so hot.


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I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.



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I get accused of stealing a footlong every time I go to Sonic.

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I get accused of stealing a footlong every time I go to Sonic.


Can't be true. Those curly fries get up to 8 or 9 inches, but never a foot.


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Worked in a grocery store in HS and caught a very large woman stealing a whole bone-in ham sticking it up her dress and holding it between her thighs.

She had 4 ribeyes up top.


Thats so hot.


Sweat Vide?

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Originally Posted By: Tritonman
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I saw your twin at the Kroger gas station yesterday. Didn't get close enough to see if he smelled of meat.
Never get close enough to another man to smell his meat roflmao



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I worked at minyards grocery stores almost 30 years-
There are rookie shoplifters and pros-
You may be amazed at some of them-


What has happed to you does not define who you are-

HOW you react to what happens to you DOES!
Re: Excuse me sir [Re: ReelBusy] #12572005 01/10/18 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted By: Hancock
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Worked in a grocery store in HS and caught a very large woman stealing a whole bone-in ham sticking it up her dress and holding it between her thighs.

She had 4 ribeyes up top.


Thats so hot.


Sweat Vide?


Can I have your recipe?


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I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.



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Originally Posted By: Hancock
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Worked in a grocery store in HS and caught a very large woman stealing a whole bone-in ham sticking it up her dress and holding it between her thighs.

She had 4 ribeyes up top.


Thats so hot.


Sweat Vide?


roflmao roflmao roflmao
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