Forums59
Topics1,039,123
Posts13,959,574
Members144,187
|
Most Online39,925 Dec 30th, 2023
|
|
Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
#12566007
01/06/18 03:26 AM
|
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 50,891
Trickster
Super Freak
|
Super Freak
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 50,891 |
I’m repeating a 14-day cleanse to rid my body of the Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years toxins. Started at 199lbs on Wednesday, January 3. Coupling it with a 5-day workout per week (M-F) and a better diet. Will update occasionally. Yes, this is a throne post We don't need pics.
|
|
Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
#12569572
01/09/18 01:00 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 4,619
Gourdbuster
TFF Team Angler
|
TFF Team Angler
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 4,619 |
Unless your liver and kidneys are failing it's a major waste of time and money to do any sort of cleanse or detox.
You just get a "feel good" vibe because you think you are doing something good for yourself.
Basically it eliminates some water and is essentially a fast. There is nothing it "cleanses" your liver and kidneys take care of toxins and such.
However if you are dim enough to buy into the whole cleanse thing then I've got some ocean front property in Arizona you might be interested in.
“You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're the all singing, all dancing [censored] of the world.â€
-Chuck Palahniuk
|
|
Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
#12572829
01/10/18 11:10 PM
|
Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 4,947
H2O Seeker
TFF Team Angler
|
TFF Team Angler
Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 4,947 |
Good luck with your sale. I know some quality realtors in AZ.
If your kidneys and liver are failing you won't need a detox. Hence the COLON cleanse focused on bowels.
Everyone's system is a bit different and it does work for some people. Even without spending extra money to do it.
Grateful for every sunrise and sunset I get to witness. - Jason
|
|
Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
#12572910
01/11/18 12:05 AM
|
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 14,464
bloo_rainger
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 14,464 |
I scheduled my colon cleanse for February 9th today. Can’t wait......
|
|
Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
#12572922
01/11/18 12:15 AM
|
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 1,764
bowfin
Extreme Angler
|
Extreme Angler
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 1,764 |
It empties those pockets that hold the old stuff that gets bypassed.
|
|
Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
#12572942
01/11/18 12:26 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 43,998
Tallgrass05
bill maher's protege
|
bill maher's protege
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 43,998 |
The lining of the large intestine is continually shed and replaced. Unless you have diverticulitis, there aren't pockets of poop or "toxins" lingering.
|
|
Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
#12573468
01/11/18 01:49 PM
|
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,999
lakeforkfisherman
OP
Elliptical Mechanic
|
OP
Elliptical Mechanic
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,999 |
I have diverticulitis, though I have only had one episode of painful symptoms that was handled with medication. High fiber diet helps keep that at bay.
LET’S GO BRANDON!!!
|
|
Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
#12573646
01/11/18 03:44 PM
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 30,320
RedRanger
burro desagradable
|
burro desagradable
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 30,320 |
have you had that where you stick tube up your rectum and they pump warm water in. I think it's called a colonic.
I think that is a scam also.
|
|
Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: RedRanger]
#12573701
01/11/18 04:18 PM
|
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,999
lakeforkfisherman
OP
Elliptical Mechanic
|
OP
Elliptical Mechanic
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,999 |
have you had that where you stick tube up your rectum and they pump warm water in. I think it's called a colonic.
I think that is a scam also. no but sounds fun
LET’S GO BRANDON!!!
|
|
Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
#12573743
01/11/18 04:45 PM
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 30,320
RedRanger
burro desagradable
|
burro desagradable
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 30,320 |
have you had that where you stick tube up your rectum and they pump warm water in. I think it's called a colonic.
I think that is a scam also. no but sounds fun I tried it a few times, You lay on table and basically have the squirts for 20 minutes straight, Tried it a couple times, never felt any health benefits from it.
|
|
Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: RedRanger]
#12574151
01/11/18 08:41 PM
|
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 34,690
1ShotNoKills
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 34,690 |
have you had that where you stick tube up your rectum and they pump warm water in. I think it's called a colonic.
I think that is a scam also. no but sounds fun I tried it a few times, You lay on table and basically have the squirts for 20 minutes straight, Tried it a couple times, never felt any health benefits from it. Most stuff in my life I try once and if it isn't for me I never try it again. You thought sticking a hose up your [censored] and blasting warm water was a scam but you still went back a few times?
|
|
Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: RedRanger]
#12574259
01/11/18 09:51 PM
|
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 43,998
Tallgrass05
bill maher's protege
|
bill maher's protege
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 43,998 |
have you had that where you stick tube up your rectum and they pump warm water in. I think it's called a colonic.
I think that is a scam also. no but sounds fun I tried it a few times, You lay on table and basically have the squirts for 20 minutes straight, Tried it a couple times, never felt any health benefits from it. You should have used coffee.
|
|
Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
#12574369
01/11/18 10:36 PM
|
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 10,900
Longeye
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 10,900 |
I ain't letting nothing prairie dog my arse.
|
|
Moderated by banker-always fishing, chickenman, Derek ðŸ, Duck_Hunter, Fish Killer, J-2, Jacob, Jons3825, JustWingem, Nocona Brian, Toon-Troller, Uncle Zeek, Weekender1
|