Is this the guy?

Retro 90's are back

Pretty sure mine came out about the same time as that jersey. So it's 90's cool. That Napa Racing hat kind of messes it all up.

Are your hips too narrow or something?

Fanny packs are sooooo 90's California chic.

You should have got this one from Academy. I use it for dock fishing and is plenty big enough.

https://www.academy.com/shop/pdp/magellan-outdoors-wader-sling-pack#repChildCatid=1034722

And it slings over your shoulder so it's cool and comfortable.

I fully believe he has 9 millimeters

9mm as in CZ 75BD Dufus.

What you need Dan is a Baby Bj�rn.

Then you can stuff a back pack in there and it would become a spacious front pack and have ready access with both hands to either side or top of the front pack. Someone should market this idea.

Plus you would look very metro-chic to all the other non-binary gender neutral bank fisherpersons.



You can thank me later.

Whoaaa don't get it twisted.

I'm a yakker first and foremost. Bank fishing is a side hustle. SMDH

my wife had 1 on at Yellowstone
2 years ago
some lady in the parking lot
of Old Faithful
said
"That lady has on a fanny pack."
we ran with that

Sincere apologies for my confusion. There is no way in hell my idea would work in a yak so cancel that.
Another idea down the drain. I should have just gone against conventional logic at the time bitcoin was first introduced and gambled $500 on that. Always a day late and a dollar short. Oh well.

I do admire your enthusiasm - recalling your time of saltlifeyness for a monster trout in the gut which If I recall was a smashing success and not that easy for a first time SaltLife brah to accomplish that feat without a guide. You did a masterful job of picking up the lingo as well!

And your mission for monster blue cat a while back. I hope you have continued success in your quests for new challenges.

O hell no. Out.

Haven't been that drunk in years.