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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
[Re: grandpa75672]
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10/22/17 12:50 PM
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AmpedUp
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My dad would say Cant see thru muddy water.. when we would sit in front of the tv
Slicker than snot on glass door knob
not the sharpest tool in the tool shed
Life is like a box of chocolates never know what your gonna get!!
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/22/17 01:09 PM
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grandpa75672
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One brick shy of a full load.
His elevator don't go all the way to the top.
Your brain is like a pea rattling around in a box car.
I see said the blind man to his deaf wife that is clear as mud.
Got his nose stuck so far up in the air he drowns when it rains.
Like John Wayne toilet paper, tougher than a cob and don't take carp off nobody.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.... W.C.Fields
I know a little about a lot of things but not a whole lot about anything....CGD
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
[Re: grandpa75672]
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10/22/17 03:08 PM
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TheDuck
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I can make assumptions about your character based on the plethora of ridiculous decisions you've posted about making, but I choose not to.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/22/17 04:20 PM
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opus
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Dumber than a box of rocks
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/22/17 10:12 PM
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DavidWhatley
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Porch lights on, ain't nobody home
"Every man must live with the man that he makes of himself, and the better job he does at molding his character and improving his mind, the better company he will have." Pauline Whatley
A wise man once said.......Nothing
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/22/17 11:34 PM
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Jon
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My dad had quite an assortment. some of the more memorable ones were: when some major mess was involved - Scattered out like a wild women's chit in the moonlight. when us kids were making a lot of racket - Come through here bellering like a bull ape in mating season.
From one of my first real job bosses who was a degreed engineer from A & M, worked at the Ford plant on Grand Ave, and had won an award and a free car for coming up with the XLT truck package idea. But he grew up on a farm in Mexia and never forgot his roots or a sense of humor...
For something that smelled really ripe - That would run a bulldog off a tub of guts. Similar but for different occasions - stronger than stud horse pizz with the foam farted off. For a smashed finger - throbbing like a mocking birds azz in July. for various things that were stuck like bolts and such - tighter than a bull's azz in fly time. many more too numerous to list.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/23/17 01:14 AM
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Jarrett Latta
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Colder than a well diggers a@@hole
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/23/17 01:28 AM
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fish4bass
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Spit on those new shoes. Shackeing like a dog S'ng peach seed. Srcemming like a man on the wrong train.
Last edited by fish4bass; 10/23/17 01:32 AM.
And I know who "Jeff" is.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/23/17 01:55 AM
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Topwater2
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Your brain is so small, if I laid it on a sharp edge of a razor blade it would look like a bb on a four lane high way.
FishKen
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/23/17 02:09 AM
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Gusick
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Smoke them if you have them.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/23/17 02:27 AM
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Slefler
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Its gonna come a turd floater
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/23/17 09:58 PM
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roadtrip
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Found you a job. Doing what? Whittling a$$ holes for hobby horses! Or "Sniffing farts out of seatcovers!"
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/25/17 02:10 PM
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5PounderOnAFrog
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Does the tin man have a sheet metal C*** ?
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/25/17 02:25 PM
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Coach Hark
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Sweating like a whore in church.
Hes so dumb he couldnt pour p*** out of a boot with instructions on the bottom.
He couldnt play dead in a western.
I could put these on here all day
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/25/17 02:39 PM
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Kattelyn
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The problem is that I don't even think about them until they fall out of my mouth.
Speaking from experience, don't say "Like a cow staring at a new fence" in front of foreigners unless you really want some funny looks.
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