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Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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10/21/17 01:59 PM
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jippedgenes
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Go get a colonic. That said......... I went to a health fair from my work and won a free one 10-11 years ago. I won it so I was going to use it, i never win anything! It was so demeaning and uncomfortable and I will never do it again but man did it clean me out. (never say never) I still have nightmares from this lady saying "You have to relax your sphincter for me to get it in" But alas I could not, and finally lets just say she was a big lady with strong thrusting muscles. Scared straight shows about prison did not deter my hooligan behavior 1/100th as much as a colonic, It actually changed my life for the better and made me a more upstanding citizen because I know I do not want to go to prison.
Stuff came out of me the likes of which I have never seen I swear I saw whole brown animal crackers, do they reassemble in the colon? (you can see through this glass tube all the "stuff" coming out fascinatingly GROSS!)
Anyway, I have come to the conclusion if you just have a high intake of fiber and probiotic intake it will keep you clean inside. But if you have been eating like [censored] and want it all out at once to start with an empty canvas (or colon) try a colonic. Weigh it out. Colonic- 15 minutes of shame and degradation or a week of gut cramps and rushing to the bathroom to blow out your O ring.
Last note. I weighed before and after and I was 3.3# lighter after. and the next day I FELT GREAT!
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Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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10/21/17 04:43 PM
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bloo_rainger
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As my MIL once told me. Son when you get my age you eat what you have to so you can go....
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Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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10/26/17 01:12 PM
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lakeforkfisherman
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I have 1 day left. Things got back to somewhat normal after 6 days, but still feel that its doing a deep cleanse. I feel good and have kept a decent diet and exercise routine. The key to this process is drinking lots of water. We should drink a lot of water anyways.
LET’S GO BRANDON!!!
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Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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12/20/17 01:08 AM
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TR176
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I need to put colon cleanse tech on my list of worst jobs in the world.
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Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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12/20/17 04:10 PM
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BassFever
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No reason for this. All you will do it wipe out all the good bacteria in your gut.
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Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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12/21/17 01:50 AM
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bowfin
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Ordered a bottle on line of Detox and the second day there was stuff come out of me that time had forgoten
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Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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12/21/17 01:20 PM
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Ted Dyer
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The current thinking is the they are unnecessary. Currently, everyone is trying to put bacteria into their colon with the probiotics trend. Having said that, I dont think they are harmful. Youre gonna get one when you turn 50 anyway.
Courage - knowing something will hurt and still doing it. Stupidity - knowing something will hurt and still doing it. That’s why life is difficult
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Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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12/21/17 01:29 PM
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Bass_Bustin_Texan
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Take magnesium and get just the right amount of "cleansing each morning. Start the day right!
You can avoid having ulcers by adapting to the situation: If you fall in the mud puddle, check your pockets for fish. ~Unknown
Open your eyes & look within, are you satisfied with the life youre living.
No matter how good or bad you have it, wake up each day thankful for your life. Someone somewhere else is desperately fighting for theirs.
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Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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12/21/17 01:31 PM
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Muzzlebrake
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A trip to one of the old Poncho's mexican food joints always worked for me. Haven't seen one in a while so I just take 1200mg of magnesium and let er fly.
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!
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Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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12/21/17 01:34 PM
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Muzzlebrake
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My grandma always cooked up a pot of fresh collard greens seasoned with a tablespoon of black draught powder for the annual spring cleaning.
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!
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Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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12/31/17 02:40 PM
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LoneStarSon
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Just go buy some Family Dollar, or Kroger brand prune juice. Pour about 20 to 24 ounces in a large cup. Drink it warm, first thing in the morning before you've eaten. Do not eat until after you're finished being on the toilet. It'll take about 3 to 5 hours from start to finish i have intestinal issues associated with my back surgery and have been doing this every 6 to 8 weeks for many years. It works, but it ain't fun.
And don't leave the house until you feel empty.
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Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: Bass_Bustin_Texan]
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12/31/17 03:46 PM
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lakeforkfisherman
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Take magnesium and get just the right amount of "cleansing each morning. Start the day right! I do this every night. 2 capsules of ZMA (zinc, magnesium). Keeps your system on a healthy daily cleanse and you sleep better at night.
LET’S GO BRANDON!!!
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Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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01/04/18 12:55 PM
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lakeforkfisherman
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Im repeating a 14-day cleanse to rid my body of the Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years toxins. Started at 199lbs on Wednesday, January 3. Coupling it with a 5-day workout per week (M-F) and a better diet. Will update occasionally. Yes, this is a throne post
LET’S GO BRANDON!!!
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Re: Colon cleansing?
[Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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01/04/18 02:27 PM
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Tallgrass05
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Unless your kidneys or liver are failing, or you've been exposed to stuff like pesticides and heavy metals, you're not full of toxins.
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