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Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 10:15 PM
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grandpa75672
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Does the Pope wear a white hat?
Does a bear s _ _ t in the woods?
Does a frog have a water proof A hole?
More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
What are some of yours?
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.... W.C.Fields
I know a little about a lot of things but not a whole lot about anything....CGD
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 10:20 PM
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K.D.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 10:35 PM
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Jon
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I expected that would show up directly.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 10:37 PM
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grandpa75672
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Well, sorry about repeating a previous post.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.... W.C.Fields
I know a little about a lot of things but not a whole lot about anything....CGD
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 10:45 PM
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K.D.
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I just thought you might get a kick out of some of them. There were some good ones listed
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 10:48 PM
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Jon
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Well, sorry about repeating a previous post. Just go back and add Ver. 2.0 to the end of your thread title and there you go!
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 10:51 PM
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uncle_bagster
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I've never heard the one about a frog have a water proof A hole. There is the story about the girl and the 2x4, but I'd better not post it.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 10:52 PM
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grandpa75672
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Would you be happier if I just shut the f up and went away? I sure get that feeling. I used to have fun in here but not so much lately.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.... W.C.Fields
I know a little about a lot of things but not a whole lot about anything....CGD
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 10:59 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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As easy as putting socks on a rooster.
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 11:07 PM
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Gusick
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Like sands through an hour glass, so are the days of our lives.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 11:09 PM
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#1----Yep
#2---- Post count
You bettcha! oofta!
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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#12471711
10/19/17 11:19 PM
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Gusick
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I'm madder than a rained-on rooster.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 11:24 PM
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Busier than a cranberry merchant, never understood that one but my dad said it all the time.
Common carp 26 Goldfish 9.78lb Mirror Koi 14lb Koi 16lb Channel Catfish 26lbs Blue Cat 30lb Bass 9.5lb
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 11:28 PM
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KQT
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Month of Sunday's, from here to Midland, I do hear a miss statement "I don't have a dog in this hunt" when it should be "I don't have a dog in this fight".
Common carp 26 Goldfish 9.78lb Mirror Koi 14lb Koi 16lb Channel Catfish 26lbs Blue Cat 30lb Bass 9.5lb
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 11:28 PM
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Icepick
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Colder than a well diggers a#* in the Klondike
This thread needs more cowbell ...
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 11:29 PM
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Westside.
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Hog in the wall
Don't like your calf twice
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 11:49 PM
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#1----Yep
#2---- Post count Lol
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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#12471754
10/19/17 11:51 PM
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Brandon Adamcik
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Harder than a ministers ....
Czechfish
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/19/17 11:58 PM
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Would you be happier if I just shut the f up and went away? I sure get that feeling. I used to have fun in here but not so much lately. Pops you just stick around as long as you want
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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#12471764
10/20/17 12:02 AM
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BrandoA
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"Rainin' like a cow pissin on a flat rock." And " krouts sure know how to break a heater". ( grandpa was 82nd airborne at the battle of the bulge and always would say this when it got cold)
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 12:05 AM
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Tommar
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US Army and TXARNG 1984-2014 Gulf War 90-91 Iraq 2004-05 A'stan 2009 VFW Post Commander 2013-15
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 12:28 AM
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opus
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Busier than a one legged man in a azz kickin contest
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 12:41 AM
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Would you be happier if I just shut the f up and went away? I sure get that feeling. I used to have fun in here but not so much lately. I liked the frog Uranus part. Never really thought about it much...till now.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
[Re: Gusick]
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10/20/17 12:47 AM
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Like sands through an hour glass, so are the days of our lives. General Hospital was better. Sam and Brenda were so hot. Robin was hot too. But I think she got The AIDS.
Ebolacane Researcher CovidNado Chaser McRib Pro Staff Team Beans
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 03:25 AM
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Like sands through an hour glass, so are the days of our lives. General Hospital was better. Sam and Brenda were so hot. Robin was hot too. But I think she got The AIDS. General Hospital is the soap opera for women. Real men watch Days.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
[Re: Gusick]
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10/20/17 03:50 AM
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Derek š
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Like sands through an hour glass, so are the days of our lives. General Hospital was better. Sam and Brenda were so hot. Robin was hot too. But I think she got The AIDS. General Hospital is the soap opera for women. Real men watch Days. Victor Newman might have something to say about that.
Ebolacane Researcher CovidNado Chaser McRib Pro Staff Team Beans
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 05:39 AM
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Jon
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Oops Apologies to all.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 07:56 AM
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Useless as a pair of pants with no pockets
Mcurtain county okie
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 09:26 AM
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opus
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useless as tits on a boar hog
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 01:08 PM
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rp2987
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Broker than a stepped on cracker.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 01:16 PM
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When all you gots is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 01:20 PM
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My Grandpa used to say "Put wood in hole"
It means, close the door.
He was from Yorkshire, England; so it sounded like "Put, wud n ole"
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 01:23 PM
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He also liked to say, "Ur ed is a bettah wol than a winda"
Translation "Your head is a better wall than a window"---Move, you're blocking my view of the television.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 03:53 PM
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He's more f'd up than a _____ checkbook.
You can fill in the blank however you please wouldn't want to start a controversy on here lol
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 04:37 PM
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Worthless as a milk bucket under a bull.
That'll make a [censored] ant pull a freight train
Tighter than ____ hat band Rode hard & put up wet
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 04:58 PM
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roadtrip
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"He's crookeder that a barrelful of hog peters"
"Where's so and so? " "He went out in the woods to shiite and the hogs ate 'em."
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 05:07 PM
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tighter than d's hat band tighter than tree bark look out now
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 05:25 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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she was finer than frog hair split three ways
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 05:27 PM
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Dfitz
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Don't worry about the mule, just load the cart
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 05:36 PM
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bigfishtx
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Fun as trying to baptize a cat
Keep the Lord in your heart and keep your powder dry. 5:5
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 05:48 PM
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RipDaLips
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Two things I recall my Dad saying:
"That ain't no hill for a stepper". and "Hoot Nanny"....someone explain that one.
Some folks mouths, flat out runs their minds.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 08:07 PM
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 08:08 PM
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Old n Crusty
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It takes cat fur to make kitten britches.
Some folks mouths, flat out runs their minds.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 08:25 PM
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Boy howdy, my best friend used that all the time,
I will be back. I'm never truly gone.....Last post by Brad RIP
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 08:38 PM
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roadtrip
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"His cornbread aint quite done in the middle" "Louder than a pig squealing for supper"
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/21/17 01:08 AM
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Morpheus
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Did you have fun? Bout as much fun as poking sandburs up a wildcat's a--!
That ole boys about a half a bubble off plumb.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/21/17 01:33 AM
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Gusick
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Yo mama is so ugly that she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/21/17 01:52 AM
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"quicker than a gar can skin a minner" "ugly enough to stop an eight day clock".....
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/21/17 04:00 AM
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Bass Bug
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slicker than deer guts on a door knob
he/she fell out of an ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down
you ain't gotta go home, but ya caint stay here
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/21/17 04:20 AM
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"In for a penny, in for a pound"
NEVER FORGET 9/11/2001
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/21/17 01:55 PM
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He is as full of schidt as a hackhorse
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/21/17 02:28 PM
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My sister used to say, That's Incredible a lot. I asked her one day why she said it so often. Her reply was, " It's more Lady like than saying Thats Bull S*#$t"
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A wise man once said.......Nothing
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/21/17 07:01 PM
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Found you a job. Doing what? Whittling a$$ holes for hobby horses!
I would agree with you , but then we would both be WRONG !!!!!
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/21/17 07:44 PM
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/21/17 10:08 PM
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Trebor Neil
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"Cuter then a specked pup come spring time"
"Cuter the a boll of cotton rolling under a barbed wire fence"
You bettcha! oofta!
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/22/17 06:23 AM
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Not2Old2Fish
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Shat fire and save the matches
Easy as shooting fish in a barrel
Wet behind the ears
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<Ā°(((((>{
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/22/17 10:47 AM
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He's half a bubble off plumb. He's three fries short of a Happy Meal. He doesn't have both oars in the water.
āDo not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men.ā -JFK
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/22/17 12:50 PM
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My dad would say Cant see thru muddy water.. when we would sit in front of the tv
Slicker than snot on glass door knob
not the sharpest tool in the tool shed
Life is like a box of chocolates never know what your gonna get!!
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/22/17 01:09 PM
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One brick shy of a full load.
His elevator don't go all the way to the top.
Your brain is like a pea rattling around in a box car.
I see said the blind man to his deaf wife that is clear as mud.
Got his nose stuck so far up in the air he drowns when it rains.
Like John Wayne toilet paper, tougher than a cob and don't take carp off nobody.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.... W.C.Fields
I know a little about a lot of things but not a whole lot about anything....CGD
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
[Re: grandpa75672]
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10/22/17 03:08 PM
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TheDuck
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I can make assumptions about your character based on the plethora of ridiculous decisions you've posted about making, but I choose not to.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/22/17 04:20 PM
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opus
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Dumber than a box of rocks
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
[Re: grandpa75672]
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10/22/17 10:12 PM
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DavidWhatley
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Porch lights on, ain't nobody home
"Every man must live with the man that he makes of himself, and the better job he does at molding his character and improving his mind, the better company he will have." Pauline Whatley
A wise man once said.......Nothing
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
[Re: grandpa75672]
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10/22/17 11:34 PM
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Jon
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My dad had quite an assortment. some of the more memorable ones were: when some major mess was involved - Scattered out like a wild women's chit in the moonlight. when us kids were making a lot of racket - Come through here bellering like a bull ape in mating season.
From one of my first real job bosses who was a degreed engineer from A & M, worked at the Ford plant on Grand Ave, and had won an award and a free car for coming up with the XLT truck package idea. But he grew up on a farm in Mexia and never forgot his roots or a sense of humor...
For something that smelled really ripe - That would run a bulldog off a tub of guts. Similar but for different occasions - stronger than stud horse pizz with the foam farted off. For a smashed finger - throbbing like a mocking birds azz in July. for various things that were stuck like bolts and such - tighter than a bull's azz in fly time. many more too numerous to list.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/23/17 01:14 AM
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Jarrett Latta
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Colder than a well diggers a@@hole
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/23/17 01:28 AM
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fish4bass
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Spit on those new shoes. Shackeing like a dog S'ng peach seed. Srcemming like a man on the wrong train.
Last edited by fish4bass; 10/23/17 01:32 AM.
And I know who "Jeff" is.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/23/17 01:55 AM
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Topwater2
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Your brain is so small, if I laid it on a sharp edge of a razor blade it would look like a bb on a four lane high way.
FishKen
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/23/17 02:09 AM
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Gusick
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Smoke them if you have them.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
[Re: grandpa75672]
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10/23/17 02:27 AM
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Slefler
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Its gonna come a turd floater
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/23/17 09:58 PM
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roadtrip
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Found you a job. Doing what? Whittling a$$ holes for hobby horses! Or "Sniffing farts out of seatcovers!"
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
[Re: grandpa75672]
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10/25/17 02:10 PM
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5PounderOnAFrog
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Does the tin man have a sheet metal C*** ?
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/25/17 02:25 PM
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Coach Hark
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Sweating like a whore in church.
Hes so dumb he couldnt pour p*** out of a boot with instructions on the bottom.
He couldnt play dead in a western.
I could put these on here all day
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/25/17 02:39 PM
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Kattelyn
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The problem is that I don't even think about them until they fall out of my mouth.
Speaking from experience, don't say "Like a cow staring at a new fence" in front of foreigners unless you really want some funny looks.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/25/17 02:49 PM
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Coach Hark
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The problem is that I don't even think about them until they fall out of my mouth.
Speaking from experience, don't say "Like a cow staring at a new fence" in front of foreigners unless you really want some funny looks. Or big hat and no cattle
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
[Re: grandpa75672]
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10/25/17 06:12 PM
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grandpa75672
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You think you are hot sh___t? You are just a wot---- warmed over turd.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.... W.C.Fields
I know a little about a lot of things but not a whole lot about anything....CGD
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/25/17 06:20 PM
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Kattelyn
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Hes so dumb he couldnt pour p*** out of a boot with instructions on the bottom.
Always heard this one "with the instructions on the heel." Got in trouble one time when it fell out of my mouth at somebody.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/25/17 06:24 PM
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ReelBusy
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Dumber than a bucket of cat hair
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/25/17 06:45 PM
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Its all muscle, every flabby inch of it.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.... W.C.Fields
I know a little about a lot of things but not a whole lot about anything....CGD
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/25/17 06:50 PM
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A mini HAHA from me to those that said this was a repeat post from a few weeks ago which gave me the impression I was less than intelligent in starting the post. Four pages of replies seems a fairly successfull to me.
Last edited by grandpa75672; 10/25/17 06:51 PM.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.... W.C.Fields
I know a little about a lot of things but not a whole lot about anything....CGD
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/25/17 06:54 PM
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BCBassCat
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Shinning like a new dime on a goats a$$ on a full moon night...
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/25/17 10:10 PM
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SFAJACKS44
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Son, you could screw up a rock fight Son, you could tear up a ball bearing with a feather. Well eat matches and poop fire. Ive seen better hands on a snake... every time I would drop something
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways with a fishing rod in one hand, 10# LMB in the other, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and yelling "Wow! What a Ride!
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
[Re: grandpa75672]
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10/25/17 11:08 PM
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Jon
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That boy hasn't got the sense of a mare mule colt. You could look him in his eyes and tell there wasn't no one home. And hadn't been for quite some time. Slicker than possum p on a pump handle. Standing there like a calf staring at a new gate. Feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet. Hotter than two rats going at it in a wool sock.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/25/17 11:19 PM
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Bass Bug
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"Hey look, it's the super bowl champs Dallas Cowboys"
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/25/17 11:34 PM
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Jon
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"Hey look, it's the super bowl champs Dallas Cowboys" That's a good one! been quite a few years but good lordy that was a fun thing when it was true way back when those happened - every one of them! Now it definitely qualifies as a Folksy old saying you almost never hear. LOL
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/26/17 11:14 PM
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Heard another one today . Trying to finagle getting around other trades cuz we're working on top of each other when .... We see big crane driving and says he needs to get in this tiny space and he's going to block everyone's path . I ask his spotter" is that thing even Gona fit ?" He responds " yup, like socks on a rooster .."
Socks? Roosters? I was confused cuz he was quick to respond with it either way it was funny
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/26/17 11:17 PM
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Nickbyrd
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/27/17 04:21 AM
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bowfin
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Slicker than owl chit. If Paragoric was brains ,he would'nt have enough to stops the chits on a rag doll.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/27/17 04:38 AM
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lconn4
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My dad used to say he had worse cuts on his eyeball anytime someone got stitches.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/27/17 09:19 AM
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Okie Poke
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"I've had a worse cut on my lip and never quit whistlin'"
š Dallas Cowboys....eventual Superbowl Champions š
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/27/17 07:39 PM
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Okie Poke
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Let's don't and say we did....
š Dallas Cowboys....eventual Superbowl Champions š
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
[Re: Gusick]
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10/27/17 08:22 PM
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Scagnetti
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Smoke them if you have them. Not Smoke em if you got em, get one from your buddy if you dont
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/27/17 10:36 PM
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Arkansas10 bass
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You can't make peanut butter out of pure s**t.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/27/17 10:55 PM
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Trunkful
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/27/17 11:07 PM
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Dognot
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My great uncle used to say"You can hear money a jingling and meat a frying, but that don't mean you are going to get paid or get to eat."
Sometimes what didn't work out for you, did in fact, work out for you.
Haters going to hate and believers are going to believe.
Every man has two lives,The second one starts when he realizes that he has only one.
āHard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times.ā
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/28/17 04:13 AM
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Trebor Neil
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"Wanna shine my belt buckle ?"
You bettcha! oofta!
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