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#12473597 - 10/21/17 08:59 AM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman]
jippedgenes Offline
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Registered: 08/12/11
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Go get a colonic. That said......... I went to a health fair from my work and won a free one 10-11 years ago. I won it so I was going to use it, i never win anything! It was so demeaning and uncomfortable and I will never do it again but man did it clean me out. (never say never) I still have nightmares from this lady saying "You have to relax your sphincter for me to get it in" But alas I could not, and finally lets just say she was a big lady with strong thrusting muscles. Scared straight shows about prison did not deter my hooligan behavior 1/100th as much as a colonic, It actually changed my life for the better and made me a more upstanding citizen because I know I do not want to go to prison.

Stuff came out of me the likes of which I have never seen I swear I saw whole brown animal crackers, do they reassemble in the colon? (you can see through this glass tube all the "stuff" coming out fascinatingly GROSS!)

Anyway, I have come to the conclusion if you just have a high intake of fiber and probiotic intake it will keep you clean inside. But if you have been eating like [censored] and want it all out at once to start with an empty canvas (or colon) try a colonic. Weigh it out. Colonic- 15 minutes of shame and degradation or a week of gut cramps and rushing to the bathroom to blow out your O ring.

Last note. I weighed before and after and I was 3.3# lighter after. and the next day I FELT GREAT!

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#12473708 - 10/21/17 11:43 AM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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Registered: 12/19/07
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As my MIL once told me. Son when you get my age you eat what you have to so you can go....

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#12479427 - 10/26/17 08:12 AM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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I have 1 day left. Things got back to somewhat normal after 6 days, but still feel that it’s doing a deep cleanse. I feel good and have kept a decent diet and exercise routine. The key to this process is drinking lots of water. We should drink a lot of water anyways.
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#12544297 - 12/19/17 07:08 PM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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I need to put colon cleanse tech on my list of worst jobs in the world.

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#12544366 - 12/19/17 08:14 PM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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#12544921 - 12/20/17 10:10 AM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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No reason for this. All you will do it wipe out all the good bacteria in your gut.

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#12545658 - 12/20/17 07:50 PM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman]
bowfin Offline
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Registered: 08/17/07
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Ordered a bottle on line of Detox and the second day there was stuff come out of me that time had forgoten

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#12546037 - 12/21/17 07:20 AM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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The current thinking is the they are unnecessary. Currently, everyone is trying to put bacteria into their colon with the probiotics trend. Having said that, I don’t think they are harmful. You’re gonna get one when you turn 50 anyway.
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#12546050 - 12/21/17 07:29 AM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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Take magnesium and get just the right amount of "cleansing each morning. Start the day right!
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#12546053 - 12/21/17 07:31 AM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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A trip to one of the old Poncho's mexican food joints always worked for me. Haven't seen one in a while so I just take 1200mg of magnesium and let er fly.
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#12546055 - 12/21/17 07:34 AM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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My grandma always cooked up a pot of fresh collard greens seasoned with a tablespoon of black draught powder for the annual spring cleaning.
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#12557845 - 12/31/17 08:40 AM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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Just go buy some Family Dollar, or Kroger brand prune juice. Pour about 20 to 24 ounces in a large cup. Drink it warm, first thing in the morning before you've eaten. Do not eat until after you're finished being on the toilet. It'll take about 3 to 5 hours from start to finish i have intestinal issues associated with my back surgery and have been doing this every 6 to 8 weeks for many years. It works, but it ain't fun.

And don't leave the house until you feel empty.

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#12557952 - 12/31/17 09:46 AM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: Bass_Bustin_Texan]
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Originally Posted By: Bass_Bustin_Texan
Take magnesium and get just the right amount of "cleansing each morning. Start the day right!
I do this every night. 2 capsules of ZMA (zinc, magnesium). Keeps your system on a healthy daily cleanse and you sleep better at night.
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#12563577 - 01/04/18 06:55 AM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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I’m repeating a 14-day cleanse to rid my body of the Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years toxins.

Started at 199lbs on Wednesday, January 3. Coupling it with a 5-day workout per week (M-F) and a better diet.

Will update occasionally.

Yes, this is a throne post bolt
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#12563683 - 01/04/18 08:27 AM Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman]
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Registered: 03/02/05
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Unless your kidneys or liver are failing, or you've been exposed to stuff like pesticides and heavy metals, you're not full of toxins.

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