Forums59
Topics1,037,854
Posts13,935,655
Members144,150
|
Most Online39,925 Dec 30th, 2023
|
|
at a men's breakfast,
#12391917
08/19/17 01:19 AM
|
Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 3,368
crapyetr
OP
TFF Team Angler
|
OP
TFF Team Angler
Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 3,368 |
A minister was attending a men’s breakfast. He asked one of the older farmers in attendance to say the prayer that morning. The farmer began, “Lord, I hate buttermilk.” The pastor opened one eye and wondered to himself where this was going. Then the farmer said, “Lord, I hate lard.” Now the pastor was worried. But the farmer prayed on, “And Lord, you know I don’t care much for raw flour. ” As the pastor was about to stop everything, the farmer continued, “But Lord, when you mix ‘em all together and bake ‘em up, I do love me those fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up we don’t like, when life gets hard, when we just don’t understand what You are saying to us, we just need to relax and wait ‘til You are done fixin’ and probably it will be something even better than biscuits.” Amen.
MERCY - not receiving what you deserve GRACE - receiving what you don't deserve America's MESS = God's miracle fixes I'd rather walk with God with no questions answered than to walk thru life without Him and know the answers
|
|
Re: at a men's breakfast,
[Re: crapyetr]
#12392020
08/19/17 02:45 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 11,553
MrRoachie
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 11,553 |
Funeral for 55 yo man yesterday. Funeral for 22 yo lady today. Memorial service for another friend tomorrow. Praise Him in the storm!!!!
God loves you just as much as anybody else!!
Jesus offered His life as a gift for you. Please accept it!
|
|
Re: at a men's breakfast,
[Re: crapyetr]
#12392241
08/19/17 12:19 PM
|
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 595
FishinTime
Pro Angler
|
Pro Angler
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 595 |
In God We Trust
|
|
Re: at a men's breakfast,
[Re: crapyetr]
#12392248
08/19/17 12:29 PM
|
Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 12,214
Cast
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 12,214 |
Amen to the wisdom of old folks.
Cast I have a short attention spa
|
|
Re: at a men's breakfast,
[Re: crapyetr]
#12392272
08/19/17 01:00 PM
|
Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 12,075
UGLYSHCTICK
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 12,075 |
this is great, something my granddad would have done. had to share this with the wifey poo
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
|
|
Re: at a men's breakfast,
[Re: crapyetr]
#12392362
08/19/17 02:47 PM
|
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 1,273
tsspencer2887
Extreme Angler
|
Extreme Angler
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 1,273 |
|
|
Re: at a men's breakfast,
[Re: UGLYSHCTICK]
#12392372
08/19/17 02:54 PM
|
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 25,747
elcoyote, esq.
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 25,747 |
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
|
|
Re: at a men's breakfast,
[Re: PaulGrapevine]
#12392414
08/19/17 03:44 PM
|
Joined: Jul 2015
Posts: 19,764
Bee'z
honey boo boo
|
honey boo boo
Joined: Jul 2015
Posts: 19,764 |
|
|
Re: at a men's breakfast,
[Re: crapyetr]
#12392435
08/19/17 04:05 PM
|
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 17,610
Gitter Done
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 17,610 |
|
|
Moderated by banker-always fishing, chickenman, Derek ðŸ, Duck_Hunter, Fish Killer, J-2, Jacob, Jons3825, JustWingem, Nocona Brian, Toon-Troller, Uncle Zeek, Weekender1
|