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at a men's breakfast, #12391917 08/19/17 01:19 AM
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A minister was attending a men’s breakfast. He asked one of the older farmers in attendance to say the prayer that morning. The farmer began,

“Lord, I hate buttermilk.”

The pastor opened one eye and wondered to himself where this was going.

Then the farmer said, “Lord, I hate lard.”

Now the pastor was worried. But the farmer prayed on, “And Lord, you know I don’t care much for raw flour. ”

As the pastor was about to stop everything, the farmer continued,

“But Lord, when you mix ‘em all together and bake ‘em up, I do love me those fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up we don’t like, when life gets hard, when we just don’t understand what You are saying to us, we just need to relax and wait ‘til You are done fixin’ and probably it will be something even better than biscuits.”

Amen.


MERCY - not receiving what you deserve
GRACE - receiving what you don't deserve
America's MESS = God's miracle fixes
I'd rather walk with God with no questions answered than to walk thru life without Him and know the answers
Re: at a men's breakfast, [Re: crapyetr] #12392020 08/19/17 02:45 AM
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Funeral for 55 yo man yesterday.
Funeral for 22 yo lady today.
Memorial service for another friend tomorrow.

Praise Him in the storm!!!!


God loves you just as much as anybody else!!

Jesus offered His life as a gift for you. Please accept it!
Re: at a men's breakfast, [Re: crapyetr] #12392062 08/19/17 03:08 AM
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Amen!

Re: at a men's breakfast, [Re: crapyetr] #12392241 08/19/17 12:19 PM
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Good word, Amen !!


In God We Trust
Re: at a men's breakfast, [Re: crapyetr] #12392248 08/19/17 12:29 PM
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Amen to the wisdom of old folks.


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Re: at a men's breakfast, [Re: crapyetr] #12392272 08/19/17 01:00 PM
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this is great, something my granddad would have done.

had to share this with the wifey poo


Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.

If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.

God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
Re: at a men's breakfast, [Re: crapyetr] #12392362 08/19/17 02:47 PM
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Amen

Re: at a men's breakfast, [Re: UGLYSHCTICK] #12392372 08/19/17 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted By: UGLYSHCTICK
wifey poo


SMDH.


Team wolfs

Originally Posted by Allison1
I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.



Re: at a men's breakfast, [Re: PaulGrapevine] #12392414 08/19/17 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By: PaulGrapevine
Amen!


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Re: at a men's breakfast, [Re: crapyetr] #12392435 08/19/17 04:05 PM
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Awesome post. Amen.

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