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Best joke told on the water today... #12334908 07/12/17 01:03 AM
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Do you know why chicken coups only have two doors?

If there were 4 door it'd be a chicken sedan!

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Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover] #12335009 07/12/17 02:10 AM
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Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover] #12335111 07/12/17 02:57 AM
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Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover] #12335121 07/12/17 03:03 AM
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grill I like Chicken jokes.


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Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover] #12335125 07/12/17 03:04 AM
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Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: Jarrett Latta] #12335130 07/12/17 03:06 AM
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Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover] #12335167 07/12/17 03:25 AM
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That may qualify for a do over

Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: Hog Jaw] #12335169 07/12/17 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted By: Hog Jaw
That may qualify for a do over

Please no

Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover] #12335419 07/12/17 12:21 PM
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Heard this one on 96.3 on the way into work.

Do you know why you can't hear a psychologist using the bathroom?

Because their P is silent.

Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: David Welcher] #12336349 07/12/17 10:14 PM
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my boat has a rule, no poop or P jokes unless your under 3rd grade

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Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover] #12336360 07/12/17 10:22 PM
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A drunk falls from a second floor window in downtown Dallas, hits the sidewalk knocking the wind out of him. As he struggles to his feet a lady runs up to him and ask, " my God man what happened here?" Still trying to catch his breath he stares at her and said," how the heck would I know, just got here myself".



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Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover] #12336371 07/12/17 10:29 PM
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My 8 year old son told me this one, I laughed harder than I should..

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover] #12339393 07/14/17 05:01 PM
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This guy has to take his snowmobile in for repair in a bad snow storm..shows up at the shop and tells the mechanic to check out his snowmobile and see whats wrong with it.. The mechanic comes back and says..well sir..looks like you blew a seal.. The guy thinks for a minute and says.. noooo that is just snow on my beard!!!!!!

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This guy goes into a bar and sits down next to a nice looking young lady.
He orders a drink and asks her if he can buy her one. "Sure" she says, "thanks".
They get to talking and he asks her what her name is....."Carmen" she replies.
"That's a pretty name, who gave you that name?" he asks.
"I sort of created it myself, I got it from the things I like the best, cars and men."
"That makes sense." he said. "I like it."

They talked and drank for a while, having a good time.
Finally, she asks "By the way, you never told me your name.."

"Oh sorry, I'm B.J. Titsandgolf."


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Cut with her golden oars the silver stream,
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A man asked colonel sanders how he prepared his chickens.
He replied I just tell them straight up ! Your gonna die!

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