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Best joke told on the water today...
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07/12/17 01:03 AM
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beeflover
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Do you know why chicken coups only have two doors?
If there were 4 door it'd be a chicken sedan!
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
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07/12/17 02:10 AM
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Kicker16
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
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07/12/17 02:57 AM
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Jarrett Latta
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
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07/12/17 03:03 AM
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Donald Harper
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I like Chicken jokes.
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
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07/12/17 03:04 AM
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Brandon Adamcik
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Czechfish
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
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07/12/17 03:06 AM
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Bee'z
honey boo boo
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honey boo boo
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
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07/12/17 03:25 AM
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Hog Jaw
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That may qualify for a do over
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
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07/12/17 03:28 AM
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Caymas Cx 21
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That may qualify for a do over Please no
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
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07/12/17 12:21 PM
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David Welcher
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Heard this one on 96.3 on the way into work.
Do you know why you can't hear a psychologist using the bathroom?
Because their P is silent.
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
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07/12/17 10:14 PM
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beeflover
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my boat has a rule, no poop or P jokes unless your under 3rd grade
Last edited by beeflover; 07/12/17 10:15 PM. Reason: bad word
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
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07/12/17 10:22 PM
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GIG'EM AGGIES
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A drunk falls from a second floor window in downtown Dallas, hits the sidewalk knocking the wind out of him. As he struggles to his feet a lady runs up to him and ask, " my God man what happened here?" Still trying to catch his breath he stares at her and said," how the heck would I know, just got here myself".
I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later. I get an allowance every month. I have PU truck and a bass boat, I am blessed. Conscience never acquits, it either accuses or excuses.
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
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07/12/17 10:29 PM
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JMac-D
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My 8 year old son told me this one, I laughed harder than I should..
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
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07/14/17 05:01 PM
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SCHOOLINSHADATTACK
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This guy has to take his snowmobile in for repair in a bad snow storm..shows up at the shop and tells the mechanic to check out his snowmobile and see whats wrong with it.. The mechanic comes back and says..well sir..looks like you blew a seal.. The guy thinks for a minute and says.. noooo that is just snow on my beard!!!!!!
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
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07/14/17 05:15 PM
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reeltexan
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This guy goes into a bar and sits down next to a nice looking young lady. He orders a drink and asks her if he can buy her one. "Sure" she says, "thanks". They get to talking and he asks her what her name is....."Carmen" she replies. "That's a pretty name, who gave you that name?" he asks. "I sort of created it myself, I got it from the things I like the best, cars and men." "That makes sense." he said. "I like it."
They talked and drank for a while, having a good time. Finally, she asks "By the way, you never told me your name.."
"Oh sorry, I'm B.J. Titsandgolf."
"..The pleasantist angling is to see the fish Cut with her golden oars the silver stream, And greedily devour the treacherous bait. Bill Shakespeare
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
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07/14/17 06:44 PM
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Hoghunter36
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A man asked colonel sanders how he prepared his chickens. He replied I just tell them straight up ! Your gonna die!
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