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#12334908 - 07/11/17 08:03 PM Best joke told on the water today...
beeflover Offline
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Registered: 01/01/05
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Loc: eagan, mn
Do you know why chicken coups only have two doors?

If there were 4 door it'd be a chicken sedan!

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#12335009 - 07/11/17 09:10 PM Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover]
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#12335111 - 07/11/17 09:57 PM Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover]
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D-

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#12335121 - 07/11/17 10:03 PM Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover]
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grill I like Chicken jokes.
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#12335125 - 07/11/17 10:04 PM Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover]
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#12335130 - 07/11/17 10:06 PM Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: Jaret Latta]
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Originally Posted By: Jaret Latta
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#12335167 - 07/11/17 10:25 PM Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover]
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That may qualify for a do over

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#12335169 - 07/11/17 10:28 PM Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: Hog Jaw]
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Originally Posted By: Hog Jaw
That may qualify for a do over

Please no

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#12335419 - 07/12/17 07:21 AM Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover]
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Heard this one on 96.3 on the way into work.

Do you know why you can't hear a psychologist using the bathroom?

Because their P is silent.

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#12336349 - 07/12/17 05:14 PM Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: David Welcher]
beeflover Offline
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my boat has a rule, no poop or P jokes unless your under 3rd grade


Edited by beeflover (07/12/17 05:15 PM)
Edit Reason: bad word

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#12336360 - 07/12/17 05:22 PM Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover]
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A drunk falls from a second floor window in downtown Dallas, hits the sidewalk knocking the wind out of him. As he struggles to his feet a lady runs up to him and ask, " my God man what happened here?" Still trying to catch his breath he stares at her and said," how the heck would I know, just got here myself".

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#12336371 - 07/12/17 05:29 PM Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover]
JMac-D Offline
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Registered: 11/27/13
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Loc: Cleburne Tx
My 8 year old son told me this one, I laughed harder than I should..

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

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#12339393 - 07/14/17 12:01 PM Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover]
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This guy has to take his snowmobile in for repair in a bad snow storm..shows up at the shop and tells the mechanic to check out his snowmobile and see whats wrong with it.. The mechanic comes back and says..well sir..looks like you blew a seal.. The guy thinks for a minute and says.. noooo that is just snow on my beard!!!!!!

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#12339428 - 07/14/17 12:15 PM Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover]
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This guy goes into a bar and sits down next to a nice looking young lady.
He orders a drink and asks her if he can buy her one. "Sure" she says, "thanks".
They get to talking and he asks her what her name is....."Carmen" she replies.
"That's a pretty name, who gave you that name?" he asks.
"I sort of created it myself, I got it from the things I like the best, cars and men."
"That makes sense." he said. "I like it."

They talked and drank for a while, having a good time.
Finally, she asks "By the way, you never told me your name.."

"Oh sorry, I'm B.J. Titsandgolf."
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#12339592 - 07/14/17 01:44 PM Re: Best joke told on the water today... [Re: beeflover]
Hoghunter36 Offline
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Registered: 01/17/13
Posts: 536
Loc: Burleson ,TX
A man asked colonel sanders how he prepared his chickens.
He replied I just tell them straight up ! Your gonna die!

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